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Sammajoor

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  1. Yip, I felt the same. So I grabbed the loved one and went to Blue Peter.
  2. Who did the timekeeping this year?
  3. Hey Spidey Dit sal lekker wees, ek is in Brackenfell, laat weet waar en wanneer. Sal jou n boodskap stuur met my nr.
  4. Hey Swiss. Good to be back, need to get a bike again and loose 1 ton of deadweight
  5. Hey Matt Long time no speaky speaky You well mate?
  6. Ek sien baie van ons ou fotos is ook weg Waar is jy in die Kaap, miskien kan ons ontmoet vir n malt smoothy
  7. Ek het so gesien Hoeveel van ons ou crowd is nog oor
  8. Hallo all, been quiet for a while. Been told by a doctor I need to start riding again. Need to get a bike
  9. I could not agree more.
  10. Watching the race, the ladies elites look as if they are on a training ride.
  11. Haven't been on for a while and missing my bike. How many of the old school members are still on line?? Sammajoor
  12. So who of you are still here?? Been off a while
  13. Just read this.. http://www.beeld.com/sake/2013-06-02-fiets-kartel-s-boet-vyf-winkels
  14. Lekkerste kuier ooit
  15. Daai cherries het almal klaar n paar strepe weg.... :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
  16. Hey Hell on Wheels, hoe gaan dit??
  17. These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." 3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT) 6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE) 7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime Information Center) 13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?" 14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." 16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."
  18. couple of what???
  19. I was thinking B00Bs
  20. is that OomH on the tricycle???
  21. This is hilarious.... These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite...) 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
  22. one who likes to come first........... :whistling: :whistling:
  23. 100% sure she is out of warranty, you will have to take her "voetstoots" and there WILL be a no return clause
  24. Hardtail or Full Suspension and has a tubeless conversion been done, What groupset? I also don't see any weight being afforded. These are all factors, when contemplating buying someone else's ride
  25. The room was full of pregnant women with their partners and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path." She looked at the men in the room, and said, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your wife. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both." The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments, a man named Wayne at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" said the instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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