Sammajoor

There I fixed it.

You had a tree too if I remember correctly, oops my bad. That was your golf. :whistling: :whistling:

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the nude?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!' Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?' 'Nope..just when it's raining.'

So mr crash a lot, do you think Taylorchick still has a chance of going??

Kop, jy het van Nashua vergeet.

MMMM, Hannasie en Kop en geen ketting..... bring terug goeie herrineringe van die ou ou dae.

Ek hoor die Lions gaan nou ge-sponsor word deur Tampax. Hulle gaan kyk of hulle n paar toutjies kan trek om n beter coach te kry. for those from "that little Island"..... I hear that the Lions are now going to be sponsored by Tampax. They are going to pull a few strings to see if they can;t get a better coach.. :whistling:

And in Tzaneen, nogal.

so true...

As long as you do not kill a snake wiff a spade :whistling: :whistling:

Not really true, it cost something to the tune of $ 48000 to create a useable carbon fibre mould, the frame builders swap the moulds to build a frame. that is why the old Leggera (spelling?) and Fondriest frames shared certain designs.

welcome back ooo flaccid one. :whistling: May your stay be long this time.

The man's having a beer, he can't concentrate on both.....

Just send me the link like last time.... that tannie was smokin'

Show the rest mofo.... i dare you... :whistling:

Hi farken larious, koffie ALL over the keyboard

I know people who are Bi-sexual.......... if they don't get it.... they buy it.. :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

So am I ........I love women

What if it is a Brazilian?

Here let me clean your tonsils................................. with my tongue

most probably a Roof Rider, who did not want to pay the entrance fee. Stingy b@stard

Morne Steyn in Kleed kamer. " Ek is nou so kwaad ek kan my eie gat skop." Jean de Villiers...." moenie worry nie, jy gaan mis" Morne Steyn in change room. " I am so cross with myself, I can kick my own @rse" Jean de Villiers..... "don't worry, you'll miss that too"

Jinne Tannie, show us your groupset.... :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

This would have the loved one CR@PPING herself

GAY report