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Sammajoor

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  1. And the hub turns into a dating service again, bikes for "those types" of favours........... :whistling: :whistling:
  2. PM Baie Sukkel, he is a busdriver for the "parent" company.
  3. AIKONNA, that is why I asked where it was, I do not have time to search....
  4. Doll, post the link. PLEEEEEZ :whistling:
  5. Mooky, don't like it, post it.
  6. dis fred is useless wiffout pikchas
  7. Heard a rumour that she was once a prostitute... not sure though
  8. Saw a set of Bose speakers at Menlyn the other day R650 k for the speakers alone.... :eek: :eek:
  9. Naas's dog.
  10. Depends on their religion, the Shi'ites wear black, the Suni's blue or white
  11. Something like this? or
  12. What tickles me is that one person can have so much time as to think out so much k@K in his spare time. Aren't we supposed to have one hub name, here we have a member who has 5
  13. I'll get the popcorn and pineapple flavour pizza
  14. I just had a trouser experiance :drool: :drool:
  15. Mik n Druk Shot
  16. FARK, at least there is full road closure.
  17. There is no REHAB for stupidity either
  18. There I fixed it
  19. Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around." "Don'na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been-a inna da jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been-a in jail?" "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beach, anna da cops come, arresta me and atrow me inna jail!" "But dey donna trow you in jail-a just for lying onna da beach!" Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dissa beach was a screamin' and a kickin' and a yellin'."
  20. Does the bottle cage take a bottle Johnny Black?
  21. Vat jou goed en TREK, Malema
  22. Pensioner's Sex Guide: Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. Don't even think about trying it twice.
  23. I can remember a few years ago CWC had a special for 3 tubes and 2 CO2 bombs for R100
  24. Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash Teacher: Get out!
  25. Haar naam is HETTIE :whistling: :whistling:
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