Sammajoor

I'll get the popcorn and pineapple flavour pizza

I just had a trouser experiance :drool: :drool:

Mik n Druk Shot

FARK, at least there is full road closure.

There is no REHAB for stupidity either

There I fixed it

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around." "Don'na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been-a inna da jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been-a in jail?" "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beach, anna da cops come, arresta me and atrow me inna jail!" "But dey donna trow you in jail-a just for lying onna da beach!" Luigi countered. "Yeah, but dissa beach was a screamin' and a kickin' and a yellin'."

Does the bottle cage take a bottle Johnny Black?

Vat jou goed en TREK, Malema

Pensioner's Sex Guide: Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. Don't even think about trying it twice.

I can remember a few years ago CWC had a special for 3 tubes and 2 CO2 bombs for R100

Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash Teacher: Get out!

Haar naam is HETTIE :whistling: :whistling:

JINNE, daai tannie is HOT

Selma ANYDAY... the other one looks anorexic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG SHURRUP

+1 on this. Definitely much smoother ride.

I try my bestest.... Sir Tumble mod is prowling the webs......

muffin???? :whistling:

Nope both wrong, it reads" crack of dawn----downunder.

Fark stakes, talk about overloading

AAAAAAGGGGG PLEEEEZ DADDY

The new Blue Bulls metamorphosis Eers was hulle die Blou Bulle, toe die Pienk Koeie en nou "The Northern Queens"

You cum from de far east.... you always looks suspects..... also looking for a way to get down and ride.

From Brad too...........