Sammajoor

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, since the politician was delayed, the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited: "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people." Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: "I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the politician. In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go to him for confession."

It is just so that you can keep abreast of threads that is all.........

His first....

I can see nipples rim to spoke connectors :whistling:

Two cannibils are busy eating, when the one says to the other, " I don't like my mother in law" The other one answers, " It's OK, just eat your chips"

Looks like Lance...

As long as it is a high def photo of your avatar, or a photo of her with less on.....

Koos sien 'n advertensie in die Landbouweekblad waar 'n boer tenders inwag vir iemand om die luiperds op sy plaas te vang en na 'n wildreservaat te verskuif. Hy besluit om te tender, en omdat hy toe verreweg die goedkoopste is, kry hy die job. Die volgende dag daag hy by die plaas op met 'n bakkie, 'n foxterriër, ou Jonas, 'n spul streepsakke en 'n .22 geweer. Die boer lyk maar skepties, maar aan die einde van die dag lê daar 12 luiperds in streepsakke, reg om vervoer te word. Die boer is beïndruk en vra of hy die volgende dag kan saamry om te kyk hoe Koos dit doen. Dit werk toe so: sodra hulle 'n luiperd sien, jaag hulle hom in die naaste boom op met die bakkie. Koos klim agterna, en soos die luiperd grom en na hom klap, grom en klap Koos terug totdat hy die luiperd op die dun takke vasgekeer het. Wanneer die tak dan padgee en die luiperd grond toe val, gryp die foksterriër hom aan die knaters en hou vir al wat hy werd is terwyl Jonas hom in die streepsak toebind. "Maar waarvoor is die .22 dan?" wil die boer weet. "Jong," sê Koos, "so met die heen-en-weer geklappery kan dit dalk gebeur dat EK uit die boom val. En dan moet Jonas die .22 gebruik om die foksterriër te skiet..."

Must admit I am sporting a semi, that is yummylicious

He must be quite tyre'd today :w00t: :w00t:

Love Hunter Whitesnake

While using that to get to work it will use a whole lane, can see the motorists get really p1ssed sitting behind that thing on the way to work. Save a lot of money though.

I understand the seriousness of the thread, but with your history, I am wondering how you managed to take yourself out this time. Thinking of the cyclist. May he/she recover fully from his/her injuries. Please stay safe out there.

NEE MAN, koffie oor die keyboard. Het miskien reg gekom met n fiets. Moet nou net my been kans gee om te herstel.

Angry Birds (Africa style)

Ek is drop dead gorgeous, help dit??

Getting rid of extra weight???

Looks as if she weighs 65 kilos, not sure about the bike. :whistling: :whistling:

I have a hassle seeing the cursor(OK NO CURSOR) on Firefox 4.01. HELP

No condoms in Jhb anymore, or were you living dangerously.....

Would love to have a look at her groupset :whistling:

Our kids would ask where is the Ipod jack?

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector,' says the Coroner. 'Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.' The Inspector asked, 'What about the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner, 'this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning.' 'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector 'Thought he was having his picture taken.'

Did mine in 4:30 in 2009, WITH the wind and NO training.

And Andrew always has time to chat, no matter what he is busy with, Guess where I buy.