Thor Buttox

His subtle, nuanced acting? ????

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I approve! Apparently, Chris H could be my little brother if you squint really hard #gochris I hope 'Immigration Song' is in the soundtrack. Makes me want to go watch 'Girl with the Dragon Tattoo'again. Watched Logan last week. Dark, dark superhero movie. Loved it. But can imagine a parent thinking WTF??!

'will turn himself inside out...' haff another *hic* drink...

Hmmm... ????

Just like my babe.

I have a Sesta Pro. If her answer is 'It rides as smoothly as I do, but, like me it can be fragile', ignore Roubaix. She's the one.

I want to see you 'Google search' list. It would appear to be adventurous. With Tom's 'Le coq' armband, bath tub, baked bean combo... Whaoah, mamma.

Ja, better to do that. Must not be enticed by Patch's filthy mind Go, Terpstra! (And Chris... Of course)

???? rather just focus on your favourite Peter.

Hehe... Is there a slightly dazed, cross-eyed one?

Patch, Patch, Patch... You have just given away Gen's plan for the potholes on L'Etape. Never touch on a lady's secrets in public. (You know what I mean!!)

Imagine that maniac pushing that old skedonk and vibrating like mad down the pave, swerving when the tyres don't grip... Exactly the same as me on a piece of technical single track

Reminds me of another certain person in a little race in July a few years ago... ???????? #gochris

Good call, probably. That pouty bottom lip of his bouncing over pave at speed could cause him injury.

That would be a close second. My man Froomey isn't even there, so I just hope for a tough race with a heroic Spartacus-like breakaway that just wins in the end. Not too much to ask, I'm sure

Imagine if Sky does a Gewiss and the first 3 ride off together? The sound of heads exploding on the Hub would drown out the P&P commentary. #optimism

A new disk brake system? Can't be Anyone But Sky cos that is just mean.

Mr Sagan is looking very Jack Sparrow at the mo'

He seems like a genuinely good guy.

Thor's pick : Terpstra Still no rain for the Forest of Aaarghhhhhuuurghhh? Been dancing up a storm...

DDNZ is the one with the sheep and the kiwifruit, no?

*Thor twerking Buttox*

I'm doing a rain dance... ????

Mr Peak-365 (aka Mr Alapeter Valsagan) should not be made fun of relative to the clean racing we see today!