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I noe I was only joking

ILLEGAL under UCI regulations

Nice one CROW, well said

Hope you have fun.

Check the PPA site they hav a few races up

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John. PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to His wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were Still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to His host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still Call your wife those loving pet names.' The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask Her what it is!'

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"

Drunk Drivers should hav extreme consquences

a nice juicy apple at 2 hrs and 4hrs

There are supposed to be lots of toddlers doing robertson : D so Im sure you won't get passed by ALL and sundry. And if both of you do it then winning the case of beer will simply be postponed fo a week or so.

Up the singletrack to pi$$ off the guys coming down and then down the singletrack to moan at those coming up Wot about the robertson race on sat the 7

ME too

That would be a nice race and draw international attention

I use the no fear combat gloves and they're nice and tough with good ventilation, not too bad price wise either.

I went to cyclelab to get my dad his new mtb and was very dissapointed. The bike was fine but we had new pedals put on with cages, one fell off on the first ride and then the other cage snapped. On the other hand a good friend of mine only uses cyclelab and has never had a problem. DannyBoi2008-04-29 14:17:43

I've almost been involved a few times but they've just been near misses

I don't know about anyone else but I always feel alwful if I go a few days without a ride. Hectic withdrawal symptoms. Suppose it means I'm gonna ride all day tomorrow