Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

one thing's for certain - he makes McCaw look like a saint... LOL. The king of the breakdown, if there ever was one. EDIT: Frustrates me that the one person we have that is just like him (a proper mole and full time retriever / turnover monkey) is not in our starting line up. I'll let you guess who he is. Short guy, wears a scrum cap.

pics, or it doesn't exist. Like Gregan's offside manoeuvres, you understand... ;P

Thanks SARS

And those grips...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This guy wins the internet. http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/people-are-attacking-this-restaurants-facebook-after-their-s?bffbmain&utm_term=.rspg0DrE7#.aiZyPGaVk

Would probably be better to wait until they open again... If you're talking about the black & red route, that is.

That would be immensely stupid, to say the least.

I don't care. If someone takes JL out, I'll be very happy. Best scenario though - Vale makes it through, and the rest just leave them to duke it out.

Points gap is 7. If ANYTHING happens to Lorenzo, or if he doesn't finish, Rossi wins. 1st place = 25 points 2nd place = 20 points 3rd place = 16 points 4th place = 13 points 5th place = 11 points 6th place = 10 points 7th place = 9 points 8th place = 8 points 9th place = 7 points 10th place = 6 points 11th place = 5 points 12th place = 4 points 13th place = 3 points 14th place = 2 points 15th place = 1 points

yeah, I know... Anyone other than BEN Bikes that you know of?

Okay. So. The numbers. If it's a tie, Lorenzo wins due to having more 1st places. If Lorenzo finishes 1st, Rossi has to finish 2nd If Lorenzo finishes 2nd, Rossi has to finish 3rd. If Lorenzo finishes 3rd, Rossi has to finish 6th or higher If Lorenzo finishes 4th, Rossi has to finish 9th or higher If Lorenzo finishes 5th, Rossi has to finish 11th or higher Barring a crash or mechanical failure, or some other unforseeable incident, I don't see Lorenzo finishing outside the top 3. Top 4 at a push. If he gets in front, we know Marquez won't work to pass him. That's a given, seeing how petty he was these past few weeks. That means that Rossi needs to push as hard as possible, and go for at least a 2nd place finish - a tough ask, given that there's all that talent in front of him - Pedrosa, Smith, Crutchlow, Iannone, the Espargaro brothers and so on. Marquez is, of course, the dark horse. Who knows what he'll try to do when it comes to the race...

Hey guys... I have 2 MTB frames just gathering dust at home. 26" Felt q620 & 26" Avalanche AX575. Both hardtail. Anywhere in CT I can drop off?

That is super cool...

Apparently they are brilliant. What the hans was supposed to be. Certainly far better than the old one by all accounts

yeah... can't wait for the next episode to drop! And Damn, Clare is still pretty darn smoking (even though the boobage is a bit lacking)

So happy to see Pedrosa back on form. He also seems to have matured a metric ****-ton in the last few years. I wonder if the injuries and time outside the top 3 made him reassess and just be a bit more... calculating.

Just got back into Homeland. DAMN, it's good!

He had another point for a quali infringement at another race - "blocking" JL when he was "on a flying lap" but had already just qualified on pole

jeepers, steve. you had to dig deep for that one. Pretty much every person in the paddock has made that type of pass before...

Thanks for qualifying that, Popit. Makes me feel a bit better, but not much. If you have a look at the footage again, in slow mo, you see Marquez actually turning in to Rossi just before he goes down.

Yeah. It wasn't a clever move by any stretch of the imagination

Vale told him several times to work together so they could catch the front 2. Marc just carried on tussling. The move wide was imo a physical WTF ARE YOU DOING and then Marc was leaning on him pretty heavily, hence the knee to move him off... wasn't a kick.

Epic

Anybody got a spare set of corneas for me?

ESELFONTEIN!!!!