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Some people have far too much time on their hands. Apologies if it's been posted previously. http://mpora.com/road-cycling/crazy-strava-artwork#!bGepe4 Edit: wrong link.

Nicely silly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEmSjXQHBVg

There you go...

If it's pedant's Friday: "No, she's the girl I've been living next door to." There's a preposition at the end of the sentence, which is bad.

Ahh thank you. Didn't it go something like: GM "Why are you still there and so fat" Brandes: "'Cos every time I ****your wife she gives me a biscuit." A brilliant riposte. Cue GM going mental.

Isn't the biscuit a Glenn McGrath to a Zimbo batsman reference? It's in my head somewhere so I refuse to use the well known search engine.

Bummer man. I normally carry at least one unused tube, I don't always trust patched tubes. Lights sound fine, just make sure your tail light is nice and bright, I sometimes see guys early morning with floodlights on their bars and a tiny flickering gnat's eye at the rear. And yes just bad-ass it through the winter, arm warmers and leg warmers do help; it's not Gauteng cold in CT but a whole lot wetter so a rain jacket and cover for the backpack is pretty much essential. If I Iived in GP I'd probably ride in the winter wearing a fur coat...

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I drove my car to work two days in a row. I feel guilty and dirty.

Cops and private security on the MyCiti bus lanes this morning, they shadowed me all the way from Paarden Eiland to the exit at the back of the station (it was very early), Nice...

Got slightly outta hand after that...

Ingrid Bergman visiting US troops during WW2. No make up and gorgeous.

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/feb/15/kanye-west-53m-debt-mark-zuckerberg-larry-page-martin-shkreli The man is a massive bell-end.

It says two stroke, turbocharger and production version all in the same article. If only...

Get yer VPNs out (if necessary). http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b06yktcs/ryan-farquhar-back-on-the-road A touch OT, but there is a tenuous link to MotoGP (McWilliams etc). It's really worth watching although some may need subtitles......

They and the Police are patrolling regularly, I got a big wave and grin last week from a guy in one of the private security cars. The cops generally give a thumbs up when you wave and nod thanks.

I feel your pain, metaphorically of course, pedestrians in CT City Centre seem to be suicidal. A while ago a woman shouted at me because I asked her to get out of the way: she was walking in the middle of the road (Hout St quite a small one way.) staring at her phone, so I think my request was reasonable. But she went mental, almost as though I had no right to be there and her parting shot was "Why don't you drive a car?". Bizarre! Glad you weren't seriously hurt.

It's true: I'm not doing this in a sarky way, I just like lmgtfy. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gas+powered+hair+appliances

Willey to de Kock. fnarr fnarr...

Too right, I wasn't riding so much as tacking...

Apparently, (this may be apocryphal) the following week some wag was selling t-shirts outside Selhurst Park with two footprints and "Eric woz 'ere" printed on the front.

Sorry: you are quite right: too little sleep...

Listening to The Happy Mondays on a Tuesday "You're twistin' my melon man".

I think this thread is moving away from amazing/interesting videos to songs people like. Or versions of songs people like. Just a quick reminder: Also it was on FIFA 99. Oh yes...