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Wait a minute, can't the OP get those new fangled biopace chainrings, rotor or whatever, and set them up so that his legs would effectively be the same length?

People should know I'm rarely serious about anything I post here.

Yes, yes you can.

Whoa. Crosswinds and echelons have detonated the race.

Wout van Aert said Jumbo-Visma's striking show of collective force yesterday put him in mind of Mapei's 1-2-3 at the 1996 Paris-Roubaix, though a more apposite comparison might be the way Jumbo-Visma's predecessor Rabobank somehow seven riders in the break of ten on stage 2 of this race in 1999. On that occasion in Nangins, Andrei Tchmil managed to beat the odds and the Rabobank pairing of Markus Zberg and Leon van Bon in the sprint, but the day laid the foundations for Michael Boogerd's eventual overall victory. Like Boogered, Primož Roglič is in pole position for overall honours here after gaining 28 seconds on most of his GC rivals and 42 on defending champion Max Schachmann (Bora-Hansgrohe). “I was not sure still about my shape and my legs, but in the end I was in this situation with the strongest guys here. I also managed to keep pace with them,” Roglič said at the finish yesterday.

Warm up 20m 4m @ 100-105%, 2m @ 70% 3m @ 106-120%, 2m @ 70% 2m @ 121-150%, 2m @ 70% 1m @ MAX EFFORT, 2m @ 70% 2m @ 121-150%, 2m @ 70% 3m @ 106-120%, 2m @ 70% 4m @ 100-105%, 2m @ 70% Recover 10 minutes, and then Repeat once more!

https://www.dogearsgps.com/wahoo-installation And get a garmin mount.

dogears? https://www.dogearsgps.com/

As long as you don't particularly like your knees, go for it.

Yeah, fortunately it was the Duster, so there's some space under it.

At first I couldn't figure out why it only took 500ml oil to get the engine oil at the correct level on the dipstick. Then there was copious swearing at trying to locate and open the filler plug for the gearbox. Then about a week later I was ready to laugh about it.

I did an oil change on the car and drained the gearbox instead of the sump.

Ah, explains the roads this weekend. People cramming for the exams after neglecting their studies for a year, as it were.

Yeah, I'm gonna lose money betting on Evenepoel, aren't I? I see the folly of expecting threads on real cycling. I didn't realise the world funride champs was around the corner.

When is the Aurgust happening?

No thread? You guys disappoint.

Really? I mean he's good, but he's not the most fluid and poetic on the pedals.

So happy for Valverde! He's like on the best form of his life in his retirement year. Chapeau. What a rider. What an icon. To overcome all his trouble and still be at the top. Brilliant. Also a shout out to Simmons. Way to put the bull**** sanction behind you.

I'm so torn by this result. I love Jumbo-Visma (men's and ladies), but I'm also a huge Ash (and especially Demi Vollering) SD Worx fan.

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I don't know this 5th avenue. I remember 5th avenue cold duck.

Yeah. The perspective in oom Ben's pic doesn't really tell us how steep it is. But I do think there are worse hills in Alberton.

Dunno where your pic is taken, but Voortrekker up towards Steeldale appears far worse.

Yeah, dunno about Kyle. Just deal with Thomas directly.

Wonder why Contador got ****** then? Political?