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RACE NUMBER: %420 START TIME: 06:03 Eks in Nellie se span...

Dis waar..

Sjoe kyk net daai been.... Looking good fanie!!

Van di skoentjies ek bedoel

Wel... hoe lyk di oorpronklike fodie???.....

In ur dreams....

Ma dis mos jou skoene daai faanjtie....

Ag nee man, is dit nou goeie of slegte nuus.... ????? Hoop net ni ons tent reen te nat ni...

Wats dit kanse, hulle maak net soos hulle wil!!!!

Seker maar oor hulle di borge is....

Goeie genade, well done! En Pops, jys 'n yster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oor en oor bewys gister!)

Ek dink hyt gese gekraak... Kan nou ni onthou nie

Wel ek gaan hom more invat... sal dan maar hoor wat hulle se. Marius het hom probeer uitkap met di hamer, toe het di hele hub uitgekom en di cluster was los, het dit na mark toe gevat en hyt alles weer aanmekaar gesit, maar konni di squer uitkry ni. William het Vrydag da by Oudtshoorn gese, hy dink di squer is gebuig... so lyk my ni di squer gan uitkom nie...... Di outjie by tons sports het weer gese hy dink di hub is gebreek.... Sal maar moet wag en kyk.

Does anyone know were in CPT I can find a hope hub for my mtb? Squer is currently stuck in mine... Think maybe I will need a new one...

My plesier!!! Net soooooo dankbaar di ou dingetjie gan nou wee werk!!!!

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful slice of cake complimentary from the last shop She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her Husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his carer!" The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed........... . . . . . . . .

Ekt vanoggend op daai boks van di PT gesien dit het 'n een jaar waarborg.. Wanne het jy hom laasjaar gekoop??

Sorry Faan dat jy nou 3dae moes wag! Wou jo nie afskeep nie Jou rug ook seer???

Pasop nou!!

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A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England when her teacher walked in and started talking about how proud she is to be an English woman, and how wonderful it is to be a England supporter. The teacher then asked everyone who supported the England rugby team to put up their hand. Every hand in the class besides one went up. This surprised the teacher and so she asked the little girl why her hand wasn't up. "Well," said the little girl, "because I don?t support England." Even more surprised, the teacher asked her who she supported. "I support the Springboks", she replied. Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked the little girl why she supported the Springboks. "My mom supports the Springboks, and my dad supports the Springboks, so I support the Springboks." The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked: "Well, if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would you be?" The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled and replied: "A ENGLAND supporter !!"

Donner...ja....dis vanaand sulke tyd....hoop nie te veel mense chicken uit nie! DIE WIND POMP HIER IN DURBANVILLE.......WIL NIE WEET HOE DIT DAAR WAAI NIE!!!! Ja sjoe dit wind is MAL vdag!!! Ons gaan lekker suffer vnaand... My vraag aan MARIUS was... 'Kan mens ry in di wind??' Sy antwoord... "watse vraag is dit"