Lurch

I am this colleague

I also enjoyed it. For the nostalgic gamers of the 80's, Netflix has a new animated Castlevania series: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6517102/

Not quite the same, but, about a year back I got a call from Telkom Mobile (or one of their resellers) trying to flog some useless package to me. Unfortunately for the person calling I had some free time and the guy chose his words badly and told me I can have a free tablet, so I said I'll take it, then added the part about the SIM and contract so I told him I wasn't interested in that but was happy to provide my address for delivery of my free device. The conversation went round in circles with me telling him I now insist on my free device that he promised me. Sadly I lost the call when I stepped into the one lift at work and he's never called me back...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du6acZ-PZQ8

Watched the new Baywatch movie over the weekend. Funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

I have to assume your account has been hacked to post this...

I watched the first episode...that woman should be institutionalized...

I watched the first episode and thought it had promise, and then promptly forgot about it until I saw this post... Anybody checked out the new Netflix show, Gypsy? I started watching the trailer, and thought, "Well, this looks promising" and then, for some stupid reason, they added (presumably as a selling point) "From the director of 50 Shades Of Grey" and I was like, "Well, this is probably going to be crap"

Ironically, those all appear to still be covered in cocaine...so I guess you get a 'best of both' situation..

That's all his stories deserve

I learnt yesterday that while it I was smart enough to pack shoes, I should have been smarter and paid attention to exactly which shoes I packed... I looked 'awesome' in formal attire and neon green Nikes...haha

We had a Sheriff, he was run out of town here though...

Makes me think of the comedian Greg Davies when he talks about a child he taught before he was a comedian, the kid said, "When I grow up, I'm going to be a train driver, or a gynecologist" and he said, "Those are rather contrasting professions", to which the child said, "I suppose I just like tunnels"

Looks like somebody is on the Steven Wright this morning...

Never noticed before, but it sure does look like it.

Surely as a married person he needs it the most?

Cool tattooes, pity the weaver birds made a nest on her head...

I found it very disjointed, but interesting.

I need to watch this again. Currently re-watching Fawlty Towers. Also still awesome.

10:19...We have different ideas of 'early'...

I take it all back...I know know how he can look that happy.

Worst part is I can't imagine what he could be so miserable about. Never having to work like the rest of us plebs...

The funniest part of this comment is it looks like Fry in your profile picture is gasping and then speaking haha

This story made me think of this...