Myra Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 No strings But whips and chains...... Tailwhips and shimano or sram chains? That sounds more like it.
gummibear Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Single track for me , have two kids already so know that out come ( dont get me wrong , i love my boys just dont want more ). Go get snipped then you have the best of both worlds
manbearpig Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 No matter how wild it's been I've never broken any bones whilst having "nookie" So I guess I'll just have to think of single track while I'm shagging.
CharlV Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 (edited) OK, so this is potentially interesting... I've put it in terms which eliminate the grey areas which people would usually be pretty quick to point out in an attempt to "win by getting the best of both worlds". None of that. You're given a choice by some deity. From now on until the end of your life, you're only allowed one of two pleasures. You can't pick both. You can't pick one and then the other. It's permanent. There is no turning back. Option 1: You get easy access to the sweetest, most varied, challenging singletrack imaginable. You get to ride it as often and for as long as you want to. You can however never get Nookie again. Ever. Option 2: You get access to as much of the sweetest, varied (hey, I had to match up the adjectives to make it fair), challenging nookie imaginable. You get to ride as often and for as long as you want to. You can however never touch singletrack again. Ever. Pick one. Ready, steady, go! Must first know ,Wie of waar die Hel is Nookie ? Edited April 21, 2011 by CharlV
HowellingWulf Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 So glad the future of mankind is not reliant on the couple of buggers who voted for single track. Probably mother nature at work, imprinting the need to procreate in the stronger specimens of the species leaving the weak to play on little footpaths thereby strengthening the gene pool
CharlV Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Must first know ,Wie of waar die Hel is Nookie ? Sorry found out just now Chucknookie! for meChucknookie.bmp
AndreZA Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Must first know ,Wie of waar die Hel is Nookie ? Engaging in coitus.
CharlV Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Engaging in coitus. Mamp's Chucknookie for you too?
SwissVan Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Does nookie include mandatory use of a helmet, like we all know riding a bike requires a helmet. Anyway I'll opt for the single track option, cause I've been studying you humans for long enough and have learnt that rules are meant to be broken and hair cannot grow on my palms.
CharlV Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Engaging in coitus. then you would be interested to know that : and i Qoute "Whereas the average adult reported engaging in coitus 112 times a year, French and Americans reported more frequent intercourse (151 and 148 times per year ... Frenchies and american are also K@K Single trackers !!HEE HAA
AndreZA Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Does nookie include mandatory use of a helmet, like we all know riding a bike requires a helmet. Dude, like my pa told me when I finished my 3rd year in st6. "Son, if you want to check her oil, you've got to wrap it in foil".
CharlV Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Dude, like my pa told me when I finished my 3rd year in st6. "Son, if you want to check her oil, you've got to wrap it in foil". +1 Sensei!!
LazyTrailRider Posted April 21, 2011 Author Posted April 21, 2011 Frenchies and american are also K@K Single trackers !!HEE HAA [/u][/b] Dunno about the Frenchies, they have some pretty kick ass DHers... Remember Nico Vouilloz? Fabien Barel? Francois Gachet?
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