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Stop looking at the dummies for a second, check the dude at the last pissoir looks like he's got a big smile on his face.

 

Must be a tourist from Holland then.

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Posted (edited)

They need one pointing down and laughing.

 

LOL good one...

 

 

Knowing the swissies they will put up a sign telling you to pee straight and to wipe up any overspray ....

Edited by SwissVan
Posted

Sneeuwitjie, Arnold Schwarzenegger en Osama bin Laden gesels een

middag.

 

Sneeuwitjie sê: "Ek is sekerlik die mooiste vrou in die wêreld, maar

hoe sal ek verseker weet?"

 

Swcharzenegger sê: "Ek is sekerlik die aantreklikste man in die

wêreld, maar hoe sal ek verseker weet?"

 

Osama sug en sê: "En ek is sekerlik die mees gehate mens in die

wêreld, maar hoe sal ek ooit verseker weet?"

 

"Ek het 'n plan," sê Sneeuwitjie. "Kom ons gaan vra die Wyse Man."

 

So sit die drie af na die plaaslike Wyse Man. Sneeuwitjie gaan eerste

die Wyse Man se hut binne. Toe sy uitkom sê sy: "Dis waar, dis waar!

EK is die mooiste vrou in die wêreld!" Arnold gaan volgende, en hy kom

stralend uit: "Ja! Ek is inderdaad die aantreklikste man ter wêreld!"

Osama kry sy beurt, en kom vreeslik terleurgesteld uit: "Wie de moer

is Julius Malema?"

Posted

:lol:

 

…and wash your hands before leaving!

 

 

Dont laugh, pictures from our office toilets (mens)

 

Above the wash basin, telling workshop staff to wash their hands in the company lunchroom and not the toilet wash basins

 

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Translation

 

"He who has order in his life

Gets it in the hole and therefore

For your business:

Step closer, its shorter than you think**

 

Or

 

Try use the urinal, the hit rate increases"!!!

 

**Note added in pen by someone

It’s bigger than yours!!!

 

 

 

 

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Posted

 

Above the wash basin, telling workshop staff to wash their hands in the company lunchroom and not the toilet wash basins

subconsciously when i see someone come out of a toilet, i always go "bing bing bing" and although people look at me oddly, i am always thinking about this

 

http://www.thesummitgreen.com/blog/images/didnt-wash-hands.jpg

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