Grebel Posted August 2, 2013 Share Strict code on the spruit. No downhill poser is allowed to buy the same colour bike or kit as another. We are in a bicycle gang, not a club or a team. We need a Spruit here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted August 2, 2013 Share I still need to test Strava on the squash court... maybe i can at the very least be king of the court Was thinking of opening a Strava account, luckily we don't have a spruit to ride here so I should be ok?I wont be winning any segments around the golf course that's for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Steer Posted August 2, 2013 Share Was thinking of opening a Strava account, luckily we don't have a spruit to ride here so I should be ok?I wont be winning any segments around the golf course that's for sureThe Spruit okes have to use Strava, because they spend so much time in the air, a normal cadence meter would only show them doing a couple hundred metres... Animals those okes DR ◣◢ and SwissVan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPC Posted August 2, 2013 Share Dear Dr ,I have a Raleigh Bike, Scott Helmet and Shimano shoes. I dont wear glasses, clips, or proper kit (I have the black padded ski pant thingies only) . I dont have Strava.... Should I get a bell for my bike? and seriously, do I make the cool grade or the sorry ass grade? Edited August 2, 2013 by JPC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myra Posted August 2, 2013 Share Now now, this is not the thread to be disrespectful.The lady rides a rides a black steed with half a fork, and rides it really well. You're too kind. I'm not cool though cos I can't bunnyhop without cleats. Think I'll have to sign up for the free lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Steer Posted August 2, 2013 Share Dear Dr ,I have a Raleigh Bike, Scott Helmet and Shimano shoes. I dont wear glasses, clips, or proper kit (I have the black padded ski pant thingies only) . I dont have Strava.... Should I get a bell for my bike? and seriously, do I make the cool grade or the sorry ass grade?I don't know, I am not cool... my only input though would be that you don't have a sorry ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted August 2, 2013 Share Dear Dr ,I have a Raleigh Bike, Scott Helmet and Shimano shoes. I dont wear glasses, clips, or proper kit (I have the black padded ski pant thingies only) . I dont have Strava.... Should I get a bell for my bike? and seriously, do I make the cool grade or the sorry ass grade? If its a mountain bike you should have a bell so you can kling the hikers, dog walkers and slower non strava riders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted August 2, 2013 Share Dear Dr ,I have a Raleigh Bike, Scott Helmet and Shimano shoes. I dont wear glasses, clips, or proper kit (I have the black padded ski pant thingies only) . I dont have Strava.... Should I get a bell for my bike? and seriously, do I make the cool grade or the sorry ass grade? Dear JPC You are a lady and black ski pant thingy is highly encouraged. Being a lady affords you certain privileges like being able to do whatever you want. Regards Dr. Maxxis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPC Posted August 2, 2013 Share If its a mountain bike you should have a bell so you can kling the hikers, dog walkers and slower non strava ridershaha, well that would only be needed if I could actually go faster than the hikers and dog walkers and would need to pass them.. Seems like I dont need a bell then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR ◣◢ Posted August 2, 2013 Share You're too kind. I'm not cool though cos I can't bunnyhop without cleats. Think I'll have to sign up for the free lessons. Read the Dr's reply to JPC. You are welcome to come for lessons any day of the week. Myra 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebel Posted August 2, 2013 Share I don't know, I am not cool... my only input though would be that you don't have a sorry ass And enter BP in 3,2,1.... Andrew Steer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JPC Posted August 2, 2013 Share Dear JPC You are a lady and black ski pant thingy is highly encouraged. Being a lady affords you certain privileges like being able to do whatever you want. Regards Dr. Maxxisbwahahaha.. gonna print this and put it on my wall. Edited August 2, 2013 by JPC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted August 2, 2013 Share Read the Dr's reply to JPC. You are welcome to come for lessons any day of the week. Coming in 4 lessons might just drain her a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebel Posted August 2, 2013 Share Coming in 4 lessons might just drain her a bit. Depends who's coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted August 2, 2013 Share haha, well that would only be needed if I could actually go faster than the hikers and dog walkers and would need to pass them.. Seems like I dont need a bell then. Free lesson / advice #1 Fit 2 bells, one on each side where the brake levers go and just kling instead of braking.No screaming allowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_biker Posted August 2, 2013 Share Well then I guess that makes Brian Lopes(a legend in cycling) a 29er riding, clipped shoe wearing, lycra rocking idiot? I really get pissed off at hate towards any kind of mountain biker. Yes I find some riding styles a bit lesser to my liking, but I wouldn't go out of my way to diss them. I did giggle a little at the thread, but it's getting old now. Why you getting angry? He is clearly taking the piss... with okes like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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