Who is Frans Cronje?

[ChUkKy]

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[Tumbleweed]

Unconfirmed reports, but I have it on good authority that the plot line includes the former drug addict's chance encounter with Tour de France legend Chris Froome when he visits a St John's (his alma mater) Old Boys reunion...Sources say Froome has agreed to a cameo, but his agent, Michelle Cound, was unavailable for comment...

 

More to follow...

[American Flyers]

Hansie Cronje's brother...

 

Frans is fantastic guy and he did alot for cycling.

He is doing God's work... See his movies of Hansie, Barodeur, etc

[MTB_Roadie]

Hansie Cronje's brother...

 

Frans is fantastic guy and he did alot for cycling.

He is doing God's work... See his movies of Hansie, Barodeur, etc

 

Yes, he is a awesome down to earth person. ASG sponsored him the bike when he did the Barodeur movie as ASG was also the place who invested into the movie.

[Tumbleweed]

Hansie Cronje's brother...

 

Frans is fantastic guy and he did alot for cycling.

He is doing God's work... See his movies of Hansie, Barodeur, etc

 

Um, why would a movie about Hansie be God's work? Didn't the Devil make him do it?

[Ed-Zulu]

Unconfirmed reports, but I have it on good authority that the plot line includes the former drug addict's chance encounter with Tour de France legend Chris Froome when he visits a St John's (his alma mater) Old Boys reunion...Sources say Froome has agreed to a cameo, but his agent, Michelle Cound, was unavailable for comment...

 

More to follow...

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[Ed-Zulu]

Um, why would a movie about Hansie be God's work? Didn't the Devil make him do it?

You owe me a keyboard!

[Wannabe]

Um, why would a movie about Hansie be God's work? Didn't the Devil make him do it?

 

Tumbles, please don't go there? Don't want this to turn into another religious thread. We all know your stance on this, you have made all of "us" painfully aware of it.

['Dale]

I have just been turned down by a coffee shop because of TV shoot with Frans Cronje!!! For the 3rd time???

 

Now why does everybody treat this man like a king, specially in cycle industry?

 

He gets everything for free...what about the rest?

 

What are you on about, man?

 

Welcome to the Hub.

[Shebeen]

Okay, I have some inside info on this. He's making a movie about a down-and-out former drug addict who finds his salvation in Strava. The Spruit and Strava save his life...

but Strava is famous for killing people..now that would be a realistic ending. some oke on a moped uses digital doping to kill his KoM, he trains his gat off and cains it on a cool day with a tailwind. just as he's coming down the final downhill some bergie hijacks him and kills him dead with a monkeywrench, and steals all his stuff..

 

then you have the plot for the next story. this bergie battles to sell the sh1thot pinarrello on gumtree as all the nigerians know it's marked and it was registered on the national bike registry. not even Cajees will touch it. the bergie is lank bummed, but then realises that he has the phone with all the strava segments loaded on it. he trains his gat off and gets KoM back on all of them....until he gets hijacked by one of his old bergie friends....

[Tumbleweed]

Tumbles, please don't go there? Don't want this to turn into another religious thread. We all know your stance on this, you have made all of "us" painfully aware of it.

 

I'll leave it there, only to say that the post I responded to was absurd, as was the second part of yours.

[Shebeen]

I'll leave it there, only to say that the post I responded to was absurd, as was the second part of yours.

get some advice

 

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[Tumbleweed]

but Strava is famous for killing people..now that would be a realistic ending. some oke on a moped uses digital doping to kill his KoM, he trains his gat off and cains it on a cool day with a tailwind. just as he's coming down the final downhill some bergie hijacks him and kills him dead with a monkeywrench, and steals all his stuff..

 

then you have the plot for the next story. this bergie battles to sell the sh1thot pinarrello on gumtree as all the nigerians know it's marked and it was registered on the national bike registry. not even Cajees will touch it. the bergie is lank bummed, but then realises that he has the phone with all the strava segments loaded on it. he trains his gat off and gets KoM back on all of them....until he gets hijacked by one of his old bergie friends....

 

Let's brainstorm these ideas. I reckon we can get a Strava Trilogy out of this...

[What??]

ok...thanks for all the info. didnt know the guy

['Dale]

ok...thanks for all the info. didnt know the guy

 

You also stirred the hornet's nest, What??

 

[Wannabe]

ok...thanks for all the info. didnt know the guy

 

Uhm, but you knew enough of him to know that he got sponsored a Pina!?