Cycling Humor

[Allrounder]

Much better.......

[Groadie]

http://smoothknobblies.blogspot.com/2015/04/yes-you-should-quit-golf-and-take-up.html 

[velomonatiCT]

how to fall and hurt yourself on a bicycle by john Kerry

[Blackheart]

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[Patchelicious]

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Trick question! Only correct answer was SRAM

[Blackheart]

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[DJR]

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He's going to have a looooong search.

[Blackheart]

He's going to have a looooong search.

My (now) Wife's reply was "Super Record, and I hope you dont push anything bigger than a 26T"

[DJR]

My (now) Wife's reply was "Super Record, and I hope you dont push anything bigger than a 26T"

I trust that your reply was: "Let's get married before sunset"

[Maniax]

My (now) Wife's reply was "Super Record, and I hope you dont push anything bigger than a 26T"

Hehehe

[Hairy]

Famous last words from a rider following a first ride on his/ her new super dupper bike: "This bike is so awesome, I will never need another bike"

[Maniax]

Famous last words from a rider following a first ride on his/ her new super dupper bike: "This bike is so awesome, I will never need another bike"

Dammit yes. Or after a bike upgrade thinking that was the last new part and the bike is now complete....

[Patchelicious]

Dammit yes. Or after a bike upgrade thinking that was the last new part and the bike is now complete....

oxymoron

[Kitted]

I think we have all been in this position

[DJR]

I think we have all been in this position

All I see in your post is "COLNAGO"

[Davedk]

I have to post my ride this morning. Gulping for air up the small hill after the killer hill I passed a nanny house cleaner lady who was waiting to be let in the gate by her employers. She had just farted and along I came, mouth wide open, taking in every bit of air and my brain went something like "corn, no, stale corn, no, dead corn rat, no Dead corn rat by brocolli poisoning, no...." before I eventually closed my dam mouth and held my breath. She must have seen me turn my head and after I had passed she ever so politely said "es choose me"