Dear Santa........

[Flashfozzy]

To my dearest Santa Cruz,

 

I know we have only had a short relationship so far but I was hoping it would be a long loving relationship.

But you have started it off with a big disappointment when you felt I should be laying in a pile of dust on the floor in the middle of nowhere.

 

If you did not wish to ride for 6 - 8 weeks then just tell me, there was no need to break my left Shoulder AC,

 

I forgive you and will be more compassionate to jumping you and coating you in mud, if you promise not to do it again.

 

Kind Regards

Flash

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest notmyname]

Swak bro. Seems the shoulders are taking a pounding this year so far. Good luck with the recovery. It gets easier as I learned in June last year.

[Lurch the stalker]

Thanks for making me laugh at how you wrote that.

Good luck with the recovery.

 

I'll take the bike for a spin if you want to see if it is personal or if it's just a mean b**** haha

[NelAndre]

I am with Lurch....loved the write up and YES I will keep the 'Cruz going if you need help.........

 

Recover well.

[Uni]

and no one's asked if Santa is OK? What's wrong with you ppl

 

heal up Flash. Glad it didn't knock your sense of humour. Good luck.

[Lurch the stalker]

and no one's asked if Santa is OK? 

 

Santa won the fight...and I did offer to take a test ride to check it out

[Uni]

Santa won the fight...and I did offer to take a test ride to check it out

since unlike most of you, i have never broken any bones, I'd be most suitable to look after Santa while the owner is in recovery. If it's a small that is

[Lurch the stalker]

since unlike most of you, i have never broken any bones, I'd be most suitable to look after Santa while the owner is in recovery. If it's a small that is

You haven't broken any bones...yet.

I ride an XL, so we have both ends of the spectrum covered here and I'm sure there will be takers in the M and L ranges too...

[Uni]

You haven't broken any bones...yet.

 

no more of your voodoo curses please 

last hijack -doc ok you to get back on the bike I assume? 

[Flashfozzy]

Santa was ok. Has been grounded! And its a medium

[Lurch the stalker]

no more of your voodoo curses please 

last hijack -doc ok you to get back on the bike I assume? 

 

I'm allowed to get on the bike this weekend and see how I feel.

 

Santa was ok. Has been grounded! And its a medium

 

Sounds like you were grounded

[Guest notmyname]

Hmmm. Medium ride right. Multitude of broken bones on my CV indicated a perfect candidate for thrashing santa on the ST.

[Lurch the stalker]

I love how this has just deteriorated into all of us trying to get a free Santa Cruz for a few weeks... haha

[JXV]

I've managed to tame my SC and have not had any serious falls on it yet. Strongly suggest you send yours to me for training while you heal. I'll break her in and send her back when you're ready. I promise not to be more rough with her than necessary....

[Cruz Addict]

i think the important thing here is that SANTA is ok!!! but i have 2 questions:

1. which Santa are you abusing?
2. why oh why did you not point out that your wife had thrown you not your bike. if you have committed to long term loving relationship with the magic that is a SC you must know by now you are now and forever after will be her "BITCH"

[Flashfozzy]

The SC is a Tallboy that sounds weird as my bitch. Very pretty as a boy!

Even after a loving service, fork and bearing repair due to neglect by its previous bitch, this is how i was repaid