Canaris Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah". [Everyone gasps] Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself! Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it? Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He! Jewish Official: Was it you? Stoner: Yes. Jewish Official: Right... Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. " [Crowd throws rocks at the stoner] Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. " [Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
Delgado Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Zulu announcer: Hallo, good evening and welcome to the Middle of the Film.
Slowbee Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 have not had so much popcorn in a long time !! thanks guys monday
Delgado Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Did Jesus get around on a bicycle or a donkey? If He did it would no doubt have been a COLNAGO!!
The Saint Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Did Jesus get around on a bicycle or a donkey? If He did it would no doubt have been a COLNAGO!! Â Strange name for a donkey
fandacious Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Did Jesus get around on a bicycle or a donkey? If He did it would no doubt have been a COLNAGO!! Â well according to the bible he never did like to be flashy, so colnago sounds right. where as the high and mighty priests and rich men most likey rode around on real bikes
wessel Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 He walked, only rode a donkey once and if it was a bike, it had to be a MTB because the roads were not as comfy as today
Delgado Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 He walked' date=' only rode a donkey once and if it was a bike, it had to be a MTB because the roads were not as comfy as today[/quote'] Nonsense !!! He did the Nazareth-Roubaix on a Colango I tell you!! Peter's Cervelo broke before he got out of the CBD!!! Delgado2008-05-09 08:02:22
Bonsai Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Remember Chris Kristoffogin ? spel? Jesus was a Capricorn, he wore organic shoes, long hair beard and robes
Pantani Posted May 9, 2008 Author Posted May 9, 2008 Well, sorry for being "The Nigger that caused all the trouble" ( settle, this headline was used to describe Vuyani Ngalwana, Pension Funds Adjudicator), let me go home to my Charismatic Pentecostal Christian wife so that she can lay hands on me for I have been bad... Ciao bella!Â
The Guy in Pink Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 Kona! Are you from the Judeans Peoples Front?? Â No, The Peoples Front of Judea
Edition 507 Posted May 9, 2008 Posted May 9, 2008 He walked' date=' only rode a donkey once and if it was a bike, it had to be a MTB because the roads were not as comfy as today[/quote'] Â It must have been a MTB as I heard somewhere that His sandles where SPD compatible
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