Cyclewizz Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 Only soccer players are allowed to cry during a massage
Stretch Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 hmmm they always say you should have something to flex though StretchLol
Bonus Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 Grit teeth and hold breath. If it makes you cry then you need to stop whatever sport you're doing!
Karman de Lange Posted February 2, 2018 Author Posted February 2, 2018 So what??? Where does this notion come from that Fridays is for fighting and trolling? Ps: No this post is not ironic, I would have made it on Wednesday too. Fridays for me is for talking @#$ .. not really for fighint/trolling
Gav1 Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 I got close to pissing myself when I did it couple of years ago. So I won't crit anyone who cries... but do so in silence. It's hectic Therapist told me "sorry, I didn't realize you have such a low threshold for pain"...in other words he called me a wimp. ???? So cry if u have to... but don't let it be known....
mrcg Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 If you're not "crying" then you didn't ride hard enough
Patchelicious Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 Is it okay to get a throbbing erection during a sports massage? #askingforafriendWhat do you mean "is it ok"? I thought it was normal, as is being completely naked and farting out all those energy drink gasses! ..... Explains a lot of weird looks now.
Bonus Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 I got close to pissing myself when I did it couple of years ago. So I won't crit anyone who cries... but do so in silence. It's hecticTherapist told me "sorry, I didn't realize you have such a low threshold for pain"...in other words he called me a wimp. So cry if u have to... but don't let it be known....I guess it's a small mercy that it was a man and not a woman who scoffed at your low pain threshold! That would have been really bad.
Patchelicious Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 I got close to pissing myself when I did it couple of years ago. So I won't crit anyone who cries... but do so in silence. It's hectic Therapist told me "sorry, I didn't realize you have such a low threshold for pain"...in other words he called me a wimp. So cry if u have to... but don't let it be known.... I was once told the same, so I proceeded to sarcastically ask the therapist how she enjoyed the 140km 40 degree heat stage? The massage got sorer... Bitch!
Dexter-morgan Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 After a killer crossfit day, we normally roll the legs out with foam rollers, that gets me pretty close to tears
Patchelicious Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 After a killer crossfit day, we normally roll the legs out with foam rollers, that gets me pretty close to tears
MarcBurger Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 If you aren't in tears you didn't push hard enough and don't deserve a massage. Go home and feel bad about yourself instead.
Halfdoesyn Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 After a killer crossfit day, we normally roll the legs out with foam rollers, that gets me pretty close to tears Of course after you chugged your vegan smoothie
Patchelicious Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 If you aren't in tears you didn't push hard enough and don't deserve a massage. Go home and feel bad about yourself instead. Do you connect a car battery to your nipples and punch yourself in the balls before you go for a coffee ride too?
Patchelicious Posted February 2, 2018 Posted February 2, 2018 Of course after you chugged your vegan smoothieIs "vegan smoothie" code for something else?
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