make me smile

[Tromps]

i nearly pissed my pants while watching this now!!!!

 

http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/

 

 

 

[Tjokkits]

was this nose job cosmetic or did someone bliksem you?

 

no i bliksemed off my bike and landed on my head' date=' ended up with deviated septum

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luckily not ended up with a deviated rectum...

 

ROFLOL!!!!

 

shame Tjokkits... at least you can fix it (at the medical aids expense)... when I bliksemed onto my face and broke my nose my septum wasn't 'deviated enough'.. the result, medical aid won't pay to fix it and I have a horrible skew nose  

 

 

 

 

shame man, maybe you must just do that fall again, or get somebody to bliksem you good

[Nancy Drew]

shame man' date=' maybe you must just do that fall again, or get somebody to bliksem you good

[/quote']

 

Funny thing is that it's the 2nd time that I've broken my nose... In high school I was involved in a fight  this chicky did a good job of my nose.... so I can relate to the pain you're in at the moment.... just wait until they remove the plug jobbies

 

at least you'll be able to breath again

 

right.... any volunteers?

[Tromps]

i nearly pissed my pants while watching this now!!!!

 

http://failblog.org/2008/08/05/wii-fail/

 

 

 

 

 

Dink ek nou alleen dat dit nou snaaks is.

[shaunh]

Tromps, I wonder if that was screams of pain or ecstacy!!!! shaunh2008-08-29 07:46:16

[Tjokkits]

its good thanks, i lauged and now my nose bleeds again  ooooops

[Weekend_Warrior]

I cant believe you having a nose job on Michael Jacksons 50th birthday.

 

Wow you are a big fan

[Poison Ivy]

 

definately a boob job

 

hey, get in line.....there are more "needy" hubbers

[mbaymike]

I will smack that dog so hard......hell I think you get the fright of your life when a dog gets so excited it wants to bonk you..

[Tjokkits]

thank guys!

 

send some more ,  my nose is sore and i snore badly the neighbours are complaining

[Weekend_Warrior]

thank guys!

 

send some more ' date='  my nose is sore and i snore badly the neighbours are complaining

[/quote']

 

tell the nurse you want jelly and custard

[PeterM]

 

Hope you get better soon!!!!

[Tjokkits]

thanks

 

every time i look in the mirroe my nose is bigger and my eyes get bluer

 

monday i have an interview for a chap who want a job, I agreed to meet him at a coffee shop coz i did not think I will look so bad, sure if he still wants to work for me after that he will be touch as nails!!

 

send more jokes coz i want to spam the poor sods email boxes at work next week

[slowpoke]

tjokkits, i'll hold thumbs that you start looking more normal asap!

 

[Cois]

thank guys!

 

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send some more ' date='? my nose is sore and i snore badly the neighbours are complaining

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Screw the neighbors, you pay to get healed and if you snore in the prosess it is their problem. Get well soon Tjokkits.

[SeanMort]

Doing my bit to make you smile ....

 

Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio <?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from <?: prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Bulgariaon>. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealandon> Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. USon> PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them

..... Oh my g#d!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live'
said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the USon> Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UKon> eclipse coverage remarked:

They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.