Jean-Jay Posted December 5, 2006 Share Dammit! I am never gonna get chicks if u guys keep shafting me BIG TIME on the hub, dammit, my dogs left me, my cat does not talk to me anymore, my bike always has a headache ..... etc etc I get dumped by girls before i ask them out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted December 5, 2006 Share You get 100% for sense of humour and being entertaining though! ...And do you get dumped or dropped? If it is the second...try training harder or go for girls with a lower seeding oh, and by the way....nice bike!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilo Master Posted December 5, 2006 Share Dammit!I am never gonna get chicks if u guys keep shafting me BIG TIME on the hub' date=' dammit, my dogs left me, my cat does not talk to me anymore, my bike always has a headache ..... etc etcI get dumped by girls before i ask them out [/quote'] I'm sorry... "Do you want cheese with that whine???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Jay Posted December 5, 2006 Share Dammit! I am never gonna get chicks if u guys keep shafting me BIG TIME on the hub' date=' dammit, my dogs left me, my cat does not talk to me anymore, my bike always has a headache ..... etc etc I get dumped by girls before i ask them out [/quote'] I'm sorry... "Do you want cheese with that whine???" i'm logging off now and maybe, just maybe i'll throw myslef off the 13th floor of our building, hopefully land on ur head bah, blady bah humbug Merry phucking everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilo Master Posted December 5, 2006 Share You get 100% for sense of humour and being entertaining though! Hey tooHot!!! You've got a fan... Now "Step away from the ledge SLOWLY" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turk182 Posted December 5, 2006 Share i have to agree with fatty, 30, and still living at home................. you obviously don't listen to 5fm, Gareth Cliff says "living with mom is a no no" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velouria Posted December 5, 2006 Share Didn't Gareth Cliff also say he was going to run over the next cyclist he saw??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilo Master Posted December 5, 2006 Share i have to agree with fatty' date=' 30, and still living at home................. you obviously don't listen to 5fm, Gareth Cliff says "living with mom is a no no"[/quote'] Must have been talking about tooHot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilo Master Posted December 5, 2006 Share Didn't Gareth Cliff also say he was going to run over the next cyclist he saw??? Also must have been talking about tooHot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitusTi Posted December 5, 2006 Share You're not gonna pick up chicks like that Mr. TooHot!!! You must have something you can offer the opposite sex? Because we all know you can't have them over for supper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donkey Posted December 5, 2006 Share You get 100% for sense of humour and being entertaining though! ...And do you get dumped or dropped? If it is the second...try training harder or go for girls with a lower seeding oh' date=' and by the way....nice bike!!![/quote'] Nice one Nellie with the whole girls with a lower seeding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Jay Posted December 5, 2006 Share You get 100% for sense of humour and being entertaining though! ...And do you get dumped or dropped? If it is the second...try training harder or go for girls with a lower seeding oh' date=' and by the way....nice bike!!![/quote'] Coooool! Thanks Nellie My bike was clean so i decided to take some pics. Yeah, unfortunatley i get dropped and dumped by females Guess i will have to train harder and go for girls in the lower seedings hey Think i am down to the temporary categorise now .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Jay Posted December 5, 2006 Share You're not gonna pick up chicks like that Mr. TooHot!!! You must have something you can offer the opposite sex? Because we all know you can't have them over for supper! Good point Titus, but ur jedi tricks are no match for a jedi PIMP such as myself. U see wen ur tooooooHOT!!!!! the chicks take u home... Now all shall behold the heat as I, the great tooHot!!!! ask Britney Spears out to a romantic dinner for two at Steers (Wacky Wednesday) special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jean-Jay Posted December 5, 2006 Share Didn't Gareth Cliff also say he was going to run over the next cyclist he saw??? Also must have been talking about tooHot!!! U know ur the reason i have not had ....... in 2 and a half ........ U cramp my style! My mojo has been tarnished! Now for all u single ladies out there i shall be in Claremont on Friday night (Tiger Tiger) spinning the decks, ripping up the dance floors and electrifying the crowd. Be there before 10pm cos I have to be home by 11pm (Moms rules ) Now be silent and get back to work! Over and out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZippIt Posted December 5, 2006 Share Now for all u single ladies out there i shall be in Claremont on Friday night (Tiger Tiger) spinning the decks' date=' ripping up the dance floors and electrifying the crowd. Be there before 10pm cos I have to be home by 11pm (Moms rules )[/quote'] Everyone is gonna be in Tiger Tiger on Thursday night BTW..big night out for cyclists!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellie Posted December 5, 2006 Share Coooool! Thanks Nellie My bike was clean so i decided to take some pics.Yeah' date=' unfortunatley i get dropped and dumped by females Guess i will have to train harder and go for girls in the lower seedings hey Think i am down to the temporary categorise now ....[/quote'] Hmmm...great! Go for the girls who are just starting out and baffle them with your awesome cycling knowledge. Show them your bike, the shaved and shaped legs that go with years of training and then...THE CYCLING TAN! (Note: do not try to impress the Worcester temporary ladies while on a training ride here - even people who are on their first training ride has made it over the cattle grids succesfully and without any problems whatsoever) Now all shall behold the heat as I' date=' the great tooHot!!!! ask Britney Spears out to a romantic dinner for two at Steers (Wacky Wednesday) special [/quote'] Get over Britney...you're not going to find girls if you still have Britney posters all over your room's walls. Now for all u single ladies out there i shall be in Claremont on Friday night (Tiger Tiger) spinning the decks' date=' ripping up the dance floors and electrifying the crowd. Be there before 10pm cos I have to be home by 11pm (Moms rules ) [/quote'] ...and 11??? Hell....i'm half your age and my curfew's way later than that. (but okay...i've always been mommy's good little girl) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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