nathrix Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Roer' date=' old boy, Roer... [/quote'] Oops, she's a girl. I do beg your pardon... ..sy sal jou "roer" pappa... nathrix2009-03-18 07:18:28
The Saint Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 The English is just more subtle guys. Another Joe Low one. We riding on the road and there is a Mountain Biker riding on the dirt pavement next to the road. Joe Low pipes - "hey bud you should try riding here (pointing to the tarmac) it's smoother" I rode past to hear a silent F#$k off from the mountain biker.
Roer Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Roer' date=' old boy, Roer... [/quote'] Oops, she's a girl. I do beg your pardon... No prob.
zeepee Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 a lady rider approaching the bunch quietly from behind pulled level with him and heard every word of the 2nd sentence.... then disappeared over the hill ahead Which was more embarrassing, her overhearing your mate or the fact that a chick dropped your whole bunch by herself??
ShaughnK Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Which was more embarrassing' date=' her overhearing your mate or the fact that a chick dropped your whole bunch by herself??[/quote'] in our defence:a) we were on mountain bikes. b) we were all laughing so hard we could barely pedal.
Delgado Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Mux don't forget Joe's harassment of the lads from Nandos Cycling club the other day.....
STEEL Niner Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 My all time favorite is by Clint from finish line cycles, early on an Epic stage when asked what the order of the day was: "attack early, repent at leisure"
STEEL Niner Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 A bit crude but whenever passing some roadkill "HUIS TOE" was aimed at the poor thing by at least one member of the crew, alerting us too the hazard as an added bonus.
FowlStArt Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 after a tough 120 on saturday my legs were a lil tender on sunday morning, i walked ryt in2 it but as we met the guys i say 'sh*t i woke up with rigamortus this morning' and our buddy stan goes 'well i didn't need 2 know that thanks'
Nancy Drew Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Joe seems to have quite a reputation Another 'Joe special': Saturday morning we're riding up the steps on the Lido route. The faster guys had gone ahead and had stopped on the side of the road to wait for us. As we approach them and are within earshot Joe chirps "you see, I told you they'd blow"
Guest Agteros Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Joe seems to have quite a reputation Another 'Joe special': Saturday morning we're riding up the steps on the Lido route. The faster guys had gone ahead and had stopped on the side of the road to wait for us. As we approach them and are within earshot Joe chirps "you see' date=' I told you they'd blow" [/quote'] Yeah, that was VERY funny!!!
Jaco Steyn Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 I once helped a lady cyclist that had a flat on an early morning ride over Ertjiesberg. she changed the tube and proceeded to inflate it with a CO2 cannister. This did not work so I offered to use my good old faithfull hand pump. Me trying to inflate the tyre (which had a "snakebite", which we found out later) she then said "Jy moet vinniger pomp, did word nie styf nie!". Realising what she just said she tried to avoid my eyes for the rest of the ride.
Nancy Drew Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 I was riding in a MTB race. We were on some singletrack going downhill so were moving at quite a speed. There was a deep rut running parallel to the singletrack and near the end the track became quite sandy. I hit the sand at speed and as I was losing control of my bike and getting closer to falling into the rut I shouted "****Me!!"... (understand I was in a state of complete panic ) Without hesitation the guy riding behind me shouts "Yes please!"
jagwil Posted March 18, 2009 Posted March 18, 2009 Reminds me of the words of a song I heard many years ago. "****Me!!"... said the princess, and twenty thousand were killed in the rush "****Me!!"... said the Old Duchess,more in hope than anger.
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