Mackie Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 1. Find a suitable stretch of road. This means a road with little vehicular traffic and few buildings. 2. A slight downhill is best. You need to keep your speed high enough that you?re still stable on your bike without needing both hands on the bars and without needing to pedal. Pedaling or putting both hands on the bars will result in failure. 3. Ideally you?d have a slight side wind. I turn to the right so I want a left-to-right breeze. I shouldn?t need to tell you not to pee into the wind. 4. You can ride ahead of your cycling buddies but drifting back a little is probably best. No need to embarrass yourself. 5. Once steps 1-4 are in place do the following a. Steady yourself on the bike. b. Slowly stand on your pedals, turn your upper body to the right or left (keeping the side wind in mind). If you turn to the right your right pedal should be at the bottom of the stroke and if you turn to the left, well, you figure it out. c. Control your bike with your left hand (if you turn to the right), slowly flip the top of your cycling shorts down a bit and bring Mr. Happy out just far enough to be able to aim. d. Turn your hips as far as you can to the side and rearward by bracing your left knee against the top tube. You should be standing tall at this point. Be careful not to twist your knees or you could unclip from your pedals. You won?t be turned as far as you?d like to be but remember, this is a compromise (in more ways than one!). e. Muster up as much bladder pressure as you can before letting go. A strong stream will travel farther and increase your chances of success. f. Clear your mind of cars, other bikers, pedestrians and other passersby. If you let those things bother you, you will fail. You must be single-minded and focused! g. Aim high and straight out to the side. This will give the wind a chance to carry the pee away from you and your bike. Keep your wrist and arm tucked in. h. Once you begin, keep the pressure as high as you can for as long as you can. Once you lose pressure it?s best to stop as fast as possible. You don?t need to completely empty your bladder. Draining 80-90% of it will do the trick. i. Once you?ve shut the faucet off give yourself one quick shake and stuff Mr. Happy back where he belongs. But be sure the faucet is off. j. Turn your body forward, pedal a bit to gain speed, make a few minor adjustments for comfort and ride on. This takes practice. Don?t give up if at first you don?t succeed. Ladies, you?re on your own.
Schwynn Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 Yeah right, I tried peeing out the back of a bakkie once. All the liquid gathered in the slipstream and decided to attack me! Disastrous results, I was covered in pee! Just get of and relieve yourself, simple.
Captain Slow Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 does this work with bibs too? Most definitely!! The bibs catch the 'dribble'!!
splat Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 You gotta be good mates to do this:(Or Brothers for that matter)splat2009-07-22 00:07:39
Deep Section Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 I won't give any names away but i have seen some one do this in a racing bunch. Deep Section2009-07-22 00:15:48
Tumbleweed Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 I won't give any name away but i have seen some one do this in a racing bunch. you gotta tell?whisper it, i won't tell anyone
Matchstix Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Yeah right' date=' I tried peeing out the back of a bakkie once. All the liquid gathered in the slipstream and decided to attack me! Disastrous results, I was covered in pee! Just get of and relieve yourself, simple. [/quote'] No thats what I call a plan that backfired
Hog_ Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Yeah right' date=' I tried peeing out the back of a bakkie once. All the liquid gathered in the slipstream and decided to attack me! Disastrous results, I was covered in pee! Just get of and relieve yourself, simple. [/quote'] No thats what I call a plan that backfired That's what I call TOO MUCH INFORMATION! Schwynn, Did you at least keep your mouth closed?
Rocket-Boy Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Hahaha in my surfing days it wasnt uncommon for someone to secretly have an "aqua bob" out back and then quitly wait for the waves to move the logs towards his mates who were surfing a bit further in.
Cassie Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 1. Find a suitable stretch of road. This means a road with little vehicular traffic and few buildings. snip...snip....j. Turn your body forward' date=' pedal a bit to gain speed, make a few minor adjustments for comfort and ride on. This takes practice. Don?t give up if at first you don?t succeed. Ladies, you?re on your own. [/quote'] you forgot #6. Pedal like hell to get away from the angry bunch who sat in your spray....
Kitch Posted July 22, 2009 Posted July 22, 2009 Guess size counts here, shorties use points 1-5 others, well skip a few.
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