Weight Loss

[HomerSimpson]

. 3 hours of cycling daily just to keep your beer habbit seems crazy

 

It's not crazy, it's called MOTIVATION!

[FanieFiets]

 

. 3 hours of cycling daily just to keep your beer habbit seems crazy

 

It's not crazy' date=' it's called MOTIVATION!

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Ag, it should be easy. If you drink 3L or more you  must just cycle to and from the bathroom, that should make for an easy 3 hours!

 

[Gumpole]

Dick' date=' just drink over weekends and evenings. Then you will improve by 5sec to do your sub 3 Argus.  Dick, try cut na net n 6 pack n dag die maand. Dan volg maand 5biere n dag, dan 4, maar nie quarts nie, gewone 340ml size.  Witwyn is n k&k idee. Onthou ek wag nie in die epic nie.[/quote']

 

So guys that can drink 3l of beer a day and are 15kg overweight are nearing 3 hour argus's.. now I'm depressed.

[Dicky DQ]

Dick' date=' just drink over weekends and evenings. Then you will improve by 5sec to do your sub 3 Argus.  Dick, try cut na net n 6 pack n dag die maand. Dan volg maand 5biere n dag, dan 4, maar nie quarts nie, gewone 340ml size.  Witwyn is n k&k idee. Onthou ek wag nie in die epic nie.[/quote']

 

So guys that can drink 3l of beer a day and are 15kg overweight are nearing 3 hour argus's.. now I'm depressed.

 

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[MichH]

I call troll on your 3 litres of beer a day!

 

However I wish you luck with losing weight

[Sammajoor]

I am now on an alcohol diet lost three days last week

 

Met two of the four Cousins last night, had a howl of a time, now if i can just get this dry taste out of my mouth

 

 

[Sammajoor]

To quote some great men:

 

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin  Franklin

 

"Beer helping ugly people HAVE SEX since 1964

[scotty]

[Dicky DQ]

On a totaly different note:

 

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You can enjoy beer all month long.

Beer stains wash out.

You don't have to wine and dine beer.

Your beer will always wait patiently for you while you play a sport.

When your beer goes flat, you toss it.

Hangovers go away.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

Beer labels come off without a fight.

When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

Beer never has a headache.

After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime.

A beer doesn't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.

If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.

You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with your friends.

You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

A beer is always wet.

You can have a beer in public.

A frigid beer is a good beer.

You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

The only time a beer talks back is when you burp.

A beer is never late.

Your beer will wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.

Beers don't get yeast infections.

You'll always get head from a beer.

You can always pick up a beer in a bar.

You can have a beer just about anywhere, anytime.

A beer doesn't care when you come.

A beer doesn't make you take out the garbage.

A beer doesn't nag.

A beer saves a trip to the free clinic.

A beer doesn't play mind games.

You can dump a beer, but it'll never dump you.

Beers don't use your credit cards.

When you need it real bad, you can get a beer for under R5.

Beer doesn't demand equality.

And for Ladies  - 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Men

You can have more than one beer at a time.

You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck.

A beer won't give you whisker burns.

You can suck on one beer all night long if you want.

A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good.

You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes : you can take as long as you want.

A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around.

A beer satisfies you every time.

A beer is always there when you want it.

If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want.

It takes a long time for a beer to go flat.

Even when you pop your's beer top, you can still have a long stiff one.

Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask, " Is there another beer ? "

You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour.

If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.

[Poison Ivy]

You know that I know where your wife lives, hey?

[Hendrik Petoors]

Ek dink Spotted Dick brag net en glo dat elke Piet, Tom en Harry hom gaan glo!!!!!!!!

[Dicky DQ]

You know that I know where your wife lives' date=' hey?[/quote']

 

Notice the 15 pints for the ladies at the bottom.

[Dicky DQ]

Ek dink Spotted Dick brag net en glo dat elke Piet' date=' Tom en Harry hom gaan glo!!!!!!!![/quote']

 

Nee wat dit wissel wel van so 2.7L tot 3.15L dis al wat ek elke aand koop. Meer as dit en die vrou raak kwaai.

 

Natuurlik is dit anders op naweeke, dan gaan dit natuurlik op.

[Hendrik Petoors]

My Ma het altyd gese die definisie van 'n alkaholis is een dop (bier is ook 'n dop en 3 liter is baie doppe) elke aand sewe dae 'n week 30 dae, 'n maand etc. Kry hulp Dick..... dit is nie om van te brag nie dit is ernstig!!!!!!!

[Dicky DQ]

HP this is the plan. Maar ek drink net naweeke en saans.

[FanieFiets]

koop jy sommer 'n keg?