WHAT TO DISCUSS TODAY?

[Caerus]

Let's talk about what's the difference between a rabbit.

 

A rabbit and a hare? Which ones faster? Does a hare shag like a rabbit?

[AndreZA]

well the one's blue

 

Almost but not quite. The one ear is the same length.

[CAAD4]

World Peace? sniff. sniff..

[Caerus]

what about....men

 

WICOE (Women In Charge Of Everything)

 

Is proud to announce the opening of its

 

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL MEN ARE WELCOME

 

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

 

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

 

DAY ONE

 

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

 

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

 

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

 

DISHES & SILVERWARE;

DO THEY LEVITATE / FLY TO KITCHEN SINKS

OR DISHWASHERS BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

 

REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

 

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place

Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -

Open forum

 

 

DAY TWO

 

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;

DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

 

HEALTH WATCH;

BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

 

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

 

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY

AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

 

LIVING WITH ADULTS;

BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN

YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

 

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

 

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES

& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

 

GETTING OVER IT;

LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG

Individual counselors available

 

 

Im sure the wife will sign me up for all this. I got crapped on for the toliet roll not in the holder this morning

[javadude]

How about cricket. Heard a joke on the radio this morning:

 

England beat Pakistan by five wickets next Thursday

[CatGirl]

employer/employee relationships???? and how it can sometime go really bad B)

[pastapouch]

Class for Woman - How not to have so many issues! Well needless to say , it failed. Nobody attented because attending the class would be an issue already!

[stewie911]

Why is virgin active joining fee R850?

 

I moved to virgin active through multiply this month. I already paid a joining fee last year when first joining and now I have to pay momentum another R850 joining fee.

[Minion]

Let's discuss the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

[fandacious]

Let's discuss the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

African swallows? but they're non migratory...

[Vuilgoed]

Let's discuss the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

 

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

[Johan Bornman]

We haven't had a chain lube fight for almost a month now. Let's talk lube.

[pastapouch]

Whats you doing tonite? Oh, cyclists... staying at home...BORING!!!

[Cassie]

Squirt or KY???

 

the jury is still out...

[stewie911]

We've got the discusion already: We're talking about "what to discuss"

[Minion]

What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Well...I dont' kn...