You know when you are a South African when you have.......

[eggsovereasywithteandtoast]

to say fully bru to anything & everything

Sho bru, fully !

[Edition 507]

...bitch about service when the majority around me go hungry.

Ja, I dunno how they do it, the masses have such strong will power! I'm trying to loose weight and it is a bitch going hungry. I have to fight the urge to eat that chocolate doughnut everyday!

 

Anyway, you know you are a South African when you have robots instead of traffic lights

[alfeldo]

..........a braai where all the 'manne' stand around the fire and all the women congregate in the kitchen!

[perp]

Ja, I dunno how they do it, the masses have such strong will power! I'm trying to loose weight and it is a bitch going hungry. I have to fight the urge to eat that chocolate doughnut everyday!

Anyway, you know you are a South African when you have robots instead of traffic lights

 

lol, My wife spent some time in Japan before moving to SA and I kept telling her to turn at the robots and she was always looking for these high tech robots but couldnt find them.

[DB28]

... when you have to take a days leave just to pop in at home affairs/licence department.

[Mojoman]

... when you have to take a days leave just to pop in at home affairs/licence department.

And then another day of leave to sort something out at bank!

[Flemish Lion]

... when you have to take a days leave just to pop in at home affairs/licence department.

 

And wait FRIKKEN months for a "min requirements" WORK permit!!

 

They are 4 months over their stipulated time to review my permit.

 

If you have a CONTACT at Home Affairs Pretoria who can get things done FAST please PM me as I need this permit URGENTLY - it's holding up a bond approval - need it before Friday... maybe a toy gun is the only way...

 

I reckon they cause delays on purpose so they receive more bribes... F$%#%RS!!

[scotty]

Telling someone I'll do it now now or just now means....well, whenever.

[Wil6]

As jy 'n vriend het wat sy Bloubul trui dra buite seisoen!

[ZippIt]

takkies

 

milk tart, nik-naks, sterrie stumpie's

 

Circles = round'abouts

[CatGirl]

re taxis:

 

- rooi robotte beteken eintlik: jy kamma ry!

- jy kan enige plek stop

- there are not traffic rules

[Weight Weenie]

They dont repair potholes, but they do make another hole. And then put a sign in it to warn you of the other holes

[CatGirl]

as jy 'n shower kan vang en hiv- anner kant uitkom :lol:

[pastapouch]

As jou hond water uit my bakkie drink gaan ek hom blixem!!!!!!

 

hy drink nie uit die bakkie nie, jou bakkie lek so baie water die hond kan maar drink

[Coiser]

found a used band aid in your pizza topping

 

Thanks for the input. So much for pizza friday.........

[xamnam]

you stop at a ROBOT

 

you use a guerilla lock when parking inside your own driveway