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...bitch about service when the majority around me go hungry.

Ja, I dunno how they do it, the masses have such strong will power! I'm trying to loose weight and it is a bitch going hungry. I have to fight the urge to eat that chocolate doughnut everyday!

 

Anyway, you know you are a South African when you have robots instead of traffic lights :D

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..........a braai where all the 'manne' stand around the fire and all the women congregate in the kitchen!

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Ja, I dunno how they do it, the masses have such strong will power! I'm trying to loose weight and it is a bitch going hungry. I have to fight the urge to eat that chocolate doughnut everyday!

Anyway, you know you are a South African when you have robots instead of traffic lights :D

 

lol, My wife spent some time in Japan before moving to SA and I kept telling her to turn at the robots and she was always looking for these high tech robots but couldnt find them.

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... when you have to take a days leave just to pop in at home affairs/licence department.

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... when you have to take a days leave just to pop in at home affairs/licence department.

And then another day of leave to sort something out at bank!

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... when you have to take a days leave just to pop in at home affairs/licence department.

 

And wait FRIKKEN months for a "min requirements" WORK permit!!

 

They are 4 months over their stipulated time to review my permit.

 

If you have a CONTACT at Home Affairs Pretoria who can get things done FAST please PM me as I need this permit URGENTLY - it's holding up a bond approval - need it before Friday... maybe a toy gun is the only way...

 

I reckon they cause delays on purpose so they receive more bribes... F$%#%RS!!

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re taxis:

 

- rooi robotte beteken eintlik: jy kamma ry!

- jy kan enige plek stop

- there are not traffic rules

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As jou hond water uit my bakkie drink gaan ek hom blixem!!!!!!

 

hy drink nie uit die bakkie nie, jou bakkie lek so baie water die hond kan maar drink

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found a used band aid in your pizza topping

 

Thanks for the input. So much for pizza friday......... :thumbdown:

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