Chubba

“At first I was afraid, I was petrified.....”

So let me understand this. You post that you are gay and ride a bike. You want people to give you their views on this. You dont want offensive comments (subjective) You want to know what people think about your choice oi sexual persuasion. Sorry mate, this is pathetic, all you are looking for is a reaction. Rather put on some heels and a wig and go dance on a stage if you want to be sensationalist. You most probably will not get an honest offensive comment from anyone here, as it would probably taint that posters persona. It's as bad as me positing "how do you feel about Jewish cyclists?" the point is I wouldn't, because I don't give a f#%* what people think. I am happy with who and what I am and it l has no bearing on anything. Stupid topic, stupid posts.

This is what you need! That is all! Buy it!

Cool track, just a bit of a drive to get there. Would like to have a look at the UCT pump track.

I'm on the rag so ill take it up the sh.....whoops wrong sex. In all honesty, who the hell posts **** like this? Your ghey lekka for you, whats the big issue! I assume you were looking for some homophobic, backwater, redneck comments? http://youtu.be/yj4LnfkdJDM

So you saying i havent found your secret track?

Enjoy, and stay safe!

Make sure the frank and beans are comfy before getting on the saddle. (this might require some trimming of the old hedge to avoid any pulling)

same as a muggle?

Something like this - read description again.

Mine are only hand washed - not by me.

Hrmmm I’m gonna get flamed for this! We ride at night so it’s around 7.00 - 7.30 - no one is around. Don’t know all the twists and turns, as I follow my mates. Up signal on the road until the Kramat, hop onto the foot paths on the spine of signal until the small car park. Back onto the road until the top of signal road overlooking the bay, left over the boom down onto the jeep type path and back towards T.M. Left down a very steep/drop-off type path, few tight turns and then one long run. Can’t remember which way we turn, but we hit a another single track down with some nice turns and then hit a raised fast drop off type path, into the tress and then right onto a rooty section down onto the upper road of Tamboerskloof.

You gotta wipe your bum before putting them on!

Last time i road the route i was on my Zula (night ride) and shat myself. Want to try it on my Shova now. Nope, don’t know anyone with a Yeti.

Sunscreen then bum cream.

Last time i was up there, granted it was some time back, the one route looked in bad shape. There was tree felling taking place and the one straight down hill was littered with tree bits and pieces. It’s a steep, technical route.

Not worried about the route/bike. Interested to see what bikes these times are being achieved on. (granted, that its skill based)

On a 29'er hardtail?

When doing serious climbing, Tokai Mast or Peak (sorta stuff) then I lock out.

Will go have a looksie sometime.

Never ridden here, is this as technical as the Tokai route?

4-7 minutes I'm guessing

Agreed - not a lekka drop off, also the route and stump on the landing need a new home. Alrighty, will give it a shot next time.

Nope it aint, it's about the size of the nads!

Looks like you miss the bridge drop-off?