Canaris

what did I do? are you now the fat thread police ? http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2008/12/10450.jpg

Just to show that there is a market for the fuller figure. And to give guys the opportunity to "perve" more democractically http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2008/12/10376.jpg okay, now I understand why the ladies and bicycle thread is still more popular

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Pirate it is GRAEME not GREAME please change your title. Canaris2010-02-23 03:02:41

this thread is no longer fun. can we get back to the light banter? You guys are getting too heavy and personal.

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I am going into hiding: http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2007/05/6013.jpg

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all my attempts to hijack this thread with more pleasing images and stories, tainted by GO3 (what happened to GO, GO1 and GO2), who bring your attention back to the unsubstantiated rumours. Really do you know how long it took to get Ms Besters pic?

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he also has a son: http://www.cyclelab.com/default.asp?id=312254&des=article

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solution: cycle MTB and leave the road alone.

okay, I get it. It is never the woman's fault. Always the guy to blame. Women become involved in the sex industry because men force them into it. Women NEVER willingly take their clothes off, pout seductively, and spread their legs (for the camera or for Tiger). Honestly, there was a whole platoon of sex starved SS men forcing them to do it. Married women NEVER look or desire men (excluding their husbands but only if he is well behaved). Single women however have the licence to partake in the pleasures of the flesh, whenever they please (but normally only under duress or bribery). And now you understand why it is all the men's fault.

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so you admit you are rotten to the core?

I am going to quote Billy Crystal here "Women need an occasion to have sex - men just need a place". 1. You don't have to buy us beer to get lucky (it would be a nice touch' date=' but not necessary). 2. We don't need dinner and a movie to get us in the mood (dinner would once again be a nice touch, but pizza is cool as well). Go and see Defending the Caveman, read the chick-book Women are from Venus and men hate bras. We are different. [/quote'] About the Bra thing you are wrong. Men luuuuuuuv bra's, most because the contents........., and a bit of coloured lace can make a great thing look even better. (witness ladies and bicycle thread) The two best things about a bra is what is inside, and liberating them from imprisonment. (the unwrapping is a absolute bonus)

umh, what do you actually want to do on the dirt? what is important? If developing technical skills and having fun, less is better. If you just want to kick mtbker a$$ then buy the superlight dual sus mtb, and learn nothing.

Sing Canary SING!!!!!!! as I said, I was not impressed or convinced, so I did not use her services. It seems that there are however, hubbers that think that just because something is on offer they are obliged to test it, try it or take it. One of the first rules of purchasing, is the harder the sales pitch the rubbisher (sic) the product. When people start saying "trust me", "you want it" and "how can you object" then their products and arguments are flawed and probably dangerous for you. Ergo, the friendly lady either slept alone that night or found solice in Mackie or BigH's arms.Canaris2010-02-21 04:38:52

tweasers and a teasergirl to make it hurt less

Okay lets get this thing right. Firstly, if you want RESPEK you buy a steel frame. (OnOne is good) Secondly ditch all thought of gears. You only really need one. THirdly, shocks are for old people, the younger you are the less you need them. (that I have two). Fourthy, in MTB everything you learnt on the road is wrong. So if you want a fast learning curve go single speed HT, with a cheap front shock. Yes you will fall hard and often, but that is how you learn. Remember scars trump tattoos. ALTERNATIVELY buy a dual suspension, and you will ride over everything as if it was tar). Entry is about R13000 and can climb for ever. Just remember mtbkers don't like posers so rather start small and upgrade with your ability than pitch with a R50 000 bike and have a epic wipeout every 500 meters. (leave that for the SS boitjes).