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….You forget the breakaway was sponsored by a Pancakes mix company. Man, yanks are lazy suckers. 🤓🤪

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The site is for full “Hub-onauts” all looking for their space in the Hub-mosphere. The future is hubristic!

I see the UDH hanger has been kicked off this frame! 🤭

Not every rider is in the GP, also mixed into the results are wildcards.

How come no media exposure on something in our backyard? Such an international field and I’ve never heard of this?

I’m impressed with Bernard, after bagging The Hills in Italy with a fully stacked field,I thought he would battle on this course but we all know Sea Otter isn’t really a true gravel race with way too much tarmac and crappy single track, but I see Ex Pro Micheal Woods giving it a shot. The coverage was all over the place. Time gaps not given in the early break was pretty lame. I think we should be grateful for what we get at Cape Epic, these yanks need a consultation, someone call Trump please! LOL.

I also do the night shift, LOL…. What a race! And what in the world happened to Cam Jones? And I see Taylor Phinney rolling again 😱. Well Done to our home heroes👍🏻🇿🇦✔️

It’s not race till it is… I think by Day3, will be full race mode. 🫵🏻

Brilliant ride.. well done Alan!🤩🇿🇦💪🏻

Having seen the new Cube, you getting a lot of bike for your money, and well within your budget!

GC after stage 4! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Just a heads up, Pogi leads the stats. Save your bucks and surrender while you can…😝

So you’ve done your 20 hour week training then?…🤔

If they need peleton fillers, I’m game. I promise I won’t charge a penny! 🤓

What I find very interesting is… both Wout and Pogi went down, and both were spotted motor pacing the team car! Totally not cool. I wonder if the race commission will look into that. They producer quickly cut that feed and went to the main bunch. They definitely gained an unfair advantage. I thought you not allowed to slip a car even if you’ve been down. Tom should have won as he never had any rest compared to Wout and Pogi. I’m less than impressed to be honest!

Man that’s a lot of Sealant needed, might as well add 1kg per wheel to be super efficient! So I guess your braking would need to increase as well. Might need to run 300 rotors now.🤭

Try say that going up the Poggio this weekend! 🤣🤣🤣 Your ankle cement blocks have been cast!

… I suggest both Find a real steep hill and thrash it all out. Last one up buys a beer….but a Castle Lite 0.0% for obvious reasons.🤣

I think it’s a tad expensive, average hour is around 350/360. The wash and lube should fit into that, unless you ticked the box “donate R50, so some unfortunate cyclists can have PowerBar gels”. 🤭

I watched this ad on TV, Clientele can definitely fix this. Ask for Desmond.👍🏻🤓 just saying….

What a race it’s been… we are in for a glorious Giro with these organisation. Hats off to our homeboy who will know doubt have a massive confidence boost with racing a real stacked field! Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.

Unfortunately those don’t count for any heli rescues. 🤭 Someone ride home Micheal Jackson style cos they “Bad”.

Watched the live feed and todays stage was absolutely amazing racing! On the end of your couch stuff, wow this edition has been amazing. Our boy still hanging around some good company!✅🇿🇦💪🏻

What a stage today! Incredible, no spoiler here. ✅😎