Edinburgh Fringe 10 funniest jokes of the 2019 fringe 1. I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower”. I think I might have Florets. – Olaf Falafel 2. Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy. – Richard Stott 3. What’s driving Brexit? From here it looks like it’s probably the Duke of Edinburgh. – Milton Jones 4. A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Yes, of course. That’s 20 cows.” – Jake Lambert 5. A thesaurus is great. There’s no other word for it. – Ross Smith 6. Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It’s the reason I get up in the morning. – Ross Smith 7. I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it. – Adele Cliff 8. After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging. – Richard Pulsford 9. To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian. – Mark Simmons 10. I’ve got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad’s contacts. – Ivo Graham
