Joe_Cogs

Niner, come on man... take the sand out of your vajayjay. Move on with your life please

I have a silverback - can we swop?

Niner, you're being ridiculous. Slowbee has his reasons as explained. Stop rubbernecking and looking for alien spaceships and conspiracies. Move onto more interesting things with actual conspiracies

You have your first client

Surely before there were potions, people survived and were able to complete races. Look at TdF. Back in the day there were no potions and they did all right.

None... sneaky sell

Sooooo keen for my first one on the 31st Aug Have not been able to make the others. Hope to meet some of you guys I have not met yet

Ja I agree with tumbleweed... I would clean my rifle while giving him the evil stare. Then tell him you have plenty of lime and a large garden

True! Well guys, I am off to a meeting... see you guys monday. And by meeting I mean Durban Have a cracker at the CM tonight... so keen for the August one! That one I'll make.

Thanks man Unfortunately not... I have tried... trust me Suggested meeting with money etc, but they just throw away the number and move onto the next sim card. The thing that kills me though is that the banks KNOW about these people... They know that they have fraudulent bank accounts. Yet it's money for them in banking fees etc, so they keep the accounts open. First hand experience of this with FNB when I tried to track these guys

It starts with that and builds up. People just seen green bucks in their eyes. Even the argument of "if it's a genuine company and competition, why on earth would they be asking you for airtime" doesn't work.

Very long story short, my old lady got swindled... She has been forking out to these people. Over 20k to these f%#$ers... and she is still in contact. Had to take away her phone etc. Problem is that she does not understand technology, so every sms she gets, she thinks it's genuine. She speaks to these people (one whitey nogal, hope he burns in hell) who promises that the very next day she'll get the money if (insert new excuse for money) gets paid. I have spoken to this guy, grabbed the phone from her. I was so angry I almost melted the phone with expletives. Word of warning... look after your folks guys. It's a new world.

Just be grateful you guys don't fall for it... old people fall for it all the time. Speaking from first hand experience And I am still dealing with it.

If you are going to swear, do it properly.

Yuck, if you are going to stock, do it properly! We used to stock in Dullies... not with Epol though. Caught my biggest trout there... 7 pounds. Felt like I was pulling in a tugboat! Never done yellowfish before. Keen to give it a shot

Awesome! I love it when these guys get excited - their legs spin and they go nowhere!

You are looking in the wrong place I am heading to Durbs this weekend... will see how the oxygen effects the ladies

Very nice - I am looking for places around Jozi. Heard the cradle has some good places? Nothing beats the fishing I reckon up Dullstroom onwards. I have not put a line in for a while, but last time I was up that side I fished at the municipal waters in Dullstroom. Pulled out a nice brown. But otherwise I fish at a place called Matekula (Lydenburg side) which has some good waters and streams. Another place in Dullstroom nicknamed "Jurassic Pond" is great - pulled some monsters from there

You're a fly fisherman? I was meant to go this weekend to Lydenburg... Hows the fishing on the vaal?

There are no boys in Jozi? *Joe checks his undercarriage*

Well in plural form, at least you have a selection. So if one is less simple than the other... you can switch!

Sheeesh. Okes are getting shredded

Noob question... where do you put it chaps? On your bum or on your aaaanous?

A night in prison

Bahahaha!