DirtyDan

Sounds like you'd prefer us to tar the trails while we're at it...

Let's hope you "do" it this year, neh

I'm sorry, STRAVA doesn't measure the size of my willy...

Boost spacing?

Ooh baby! Don't tell my Niner I'm having a rub...

Should be called stunner!

I've stopped doing races because of the hazard and nuisance the snakes are on the trails...

Do the Enduro then

I NEED to add this to my current FARR collection. So far (hehe), I have two of your lekker 750ml bottles and your small saddle bag for my Cotic Escapade gravel bike. I'm usually rather dubious of saddle bags rattling open, but I was seemingly impressed with yours. Tried it out for the first time at the Swartberg Gran Fondo this year.

What happens if you miss a Control Point? Like do you get time penalty or a DNF or what?

Just film in landscape. Please!

Wowee! What is that??

Looks like a broken forearm...

Ooh Golly! I'm getting excited just to dot watch you maniacs, frantically scurrying around like a lost domestic kitty in the night...

Still fiddling with my bits...

Nee! Sies man Hairy! Don't you know there are kids on these forums?!

We're just low-EQ Hubbers who don't know how to contain the anxious excitement about Klippies! Nou waar's my coke?!

Don't tell my girlfriend, but this pink does it for me... as good as hers

I hope there are some #Klipberg t-shirts going in our entry package!

You can (most probably, similar to Ezel) expect: Arrive on Friday and set up camp and register on some farm, or at least close by. Ride rowdy routes and be rad on a mountain bike most of Saturday.Saturday afternoon feel broken, feel awesome and guzzle a few too many beers with the #enduro boizSunday wake up, regret those extra 5 beers whilst you pack up your tent nursing a babelasHave breakfast, then bugger offBut... if you're gonna be so cranky, you can stay in eJozi. Less faff and more beer for the others that way.

Get it right! It's #kakkingforklippies!

Stop being a sour cynic. You can stay at home while we enjoy an awesome event organised by a solid group of trail riders. With assured a good timing system (no timing system is flawless) and who have gone to the effort of putting us in a rad location that isn't open to usual riding, you'll be missing out, sorely.

So... um... guys... #gooiklippies? #trainingforklippies? #kakkingforklippies?

Are you kidding me?! I subscribed the same day the event was released! Woohoo!

Joh, those Topeak mounts are rad!! I have my saddle bag attached at the BB (lower centre of gravity and whatnot). Will have to rearrange storage logistics to fit in a bottle, but seems like a must. Oh wait... I've just noticed the kink in my seat tube will probably interfere. Definitely not a fan of having a bottle under the down tube either... Thanks for the indirect guidance