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  1. Saw a similar one years ago.... Visitor to an abattoir "How do you stun the cows" Worker "We tell them that private schools in the UK pay no tax becasue they're registered as chariities"
  2. Flyby . . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa7hsRv8-Js
  3. You and Whackhead Simpson . . . . . :-)
  4. Good luck man! Keep us posted.
  5. I saw the An-225 display at Farnbourgh many years ago. It turns so slowly you'd think it would drop out the sky but the wing area is massive and it just hangs there. A very cool machine.
  6. I'd go see that! :-)
  7. Works for me here in Spain. I think we're only going to be allowed a 1km radius from this weekend, but I have a perfect cross-country route planned out in anticipation!
  8. We have jets fly over here maybe twice a year. If I'm outside in the open I will usually see them but if I'm inside, or outside but under trees the limited view and noise all around means you don't stand a chance. We also have jets fly over occasionally travelling faster than the speed of sound. All you hear is a BA-BOOM!!! Once I caught sight of the plane, but it was a long way away already by the time I heard it! Sounds like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXrj36FzOs4
  9. Did it look like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wurA98TaEr4 By coincidence, a jet flew over here this morning at speed, circled once then dissapeared.
  10. You might think that with everything that's going on in the world right now, the task of trying to find the finance we need for our build project would be pretty daunting. Devalution of the stock markets, pensions & investments, the extended lockdowns, the predicted global recession . . . . it can all seem a bit overwhelming. It certainly hasn't made what was already going to be "a fairly difficult job" any easier, no doubt about that, but despite everything, I'm still confident that we will be successful in the long run - because we live in an area where people refuse to lay down and give up. Back in 2007 the world went into a financial meltdown. The subprime mortgage market in the States, the excessive risk-taking of investment banks world-wide and culminating with huge bailouts of global financial institutions in an attempt to try and prevent the collapse of the world financial system . . . times were grim. Spain did particularly badly between 2008 and 2012 and it's banks were eventually granted a "Euro Bailout" on the condition that they mend their ways by way of strict and tighter regulations. As a result of the 2008-12 "Spanish Crisis" and for a long time afterwards, pretty much every area of Spain suffered badly. Up here in the Pyrenees mountains whole villages became unpopulated as Spanish people migrated towards the bigger towns and cities looking for work and the foreign workers returned either to their own countries or to other European countries with better prospects. Within a few km's of where we live there are still several abandonded or semi abandonded villages and farm houses. I pass through them all the time when I'm out riding. The small town of Ainsa (our local town), with its population of around 2000 poeple, sits 45km south of the French border in the foothills of the Spanish Pyrenees and had always relied almost exclusively on seasonal Tourism for it's income. Back in 2007/8 some local business & hotel owners, along with the local council and including my friend Angel from the bike shop, got together to discuss the situation. The writing was on the wall, the youngsters were leaving the area in search of work elsewhere and a recession of epic proportions was fast approaching. The attendees at the meeting included a small group of friends who had all grown up together in Ainsa and who loved to ride their mountain bikes on the network of footpaths and fire roads that criss-crossed the countryside. Between them they came up with an idea that might save Ainsa from the ecconomic ruin that was fast approaching. This is how "Zona Zero" was born. Ten years later and Ainsa was sitting in the middle of 1000km of amazing mountain bike trails. People were visiting from all over the world. The Enduro World Series had hosted Stages of their World Championship Competion here, twice - 2015 and 2018. Hotels had grown, restaurants and bars were flourishing. People made serious money.Ainsa was well and truly on the map. https://zonazeropirineos.com/en/ Now in 2020 times are looking tough again, not just locally, but globally. The next few years are going to be challenging, to say the least. What the local community have on their side though is an amazing network of world class trails - with new trails being added all the time. Beautiful countryside, stunning mountains, intriguing abandonded villages, churches, castles and ruins, flowing rivers - perfect for swimming in during the summer, and an abundance of very good and very reasonable eating and drinking establishments. On top of that, what we have personally is a beautiful solid property in a tranquil village that benefits from it's own micro-climate. We have views of the mountains, fresh air, peace & quiet and friendly local people. As Ainsa and the "Zona Zero" organisation has seen over the last 12 years, despite everything, people do have money to spend and people do want to ride here. If you offer good service at a reasonable price you will not go wrong. We intend to offer great service at a reasonable price - therefore we can not go wrong! Onwards and upwards!
  11. Massive sunglasses! I follow "Life Behind Bars" on FB. Some interesting stuff.
  12. Not sure how anyone can even think this fast! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhYQFUsV8M
  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlrHU-SSR_k
  14. Pretty sure LWB said they'd been parked up for a while now.
  15. That would have been quite a ride!
  16. My dad joined the RAF at 16 and was in there for 12 years. He was instrumentation (later became electronics) and served in the UK, Aden, Gibraltor & Cyprus. He mostly worked on the Wellington Bombers that they were using as Recon. planes during the late 50's and early 60's.
  17. You can have one of your own . . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyQBPB1wnyk
  18. One of my fav. planes coming in to the National Museum of the USAF back in 1990. Treats the fans a bit first :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUPICZk6fSA
  19. Check the cables! "You could have someones eye out!" :-) Edit: Remember "Friction" gear levers too . . . .
  20. Hopefully it won't be too long now before our Lockdown is over. It's going to take a while for life to return to something we recognise as "normal" and it could well end up being different to what we've been used to.....but in the end the Mountains will still be silently looking down on us and the countryside will still be there for us to enjoy. Loving and living in the Pyrenees . . . . .
  21. Nice :-) I can munch through a packet of Super C's in an hour!
  22. On TV today we had Stage 14 of the Tour from 2001. Jan Ullrich was German national road champion and he and Armstrong shook hands as they crossed the line together a short time after the winner.
  23. Could be that the Tour doesn't run but one of the other biggies does. You could concievably run the Vuelta right up until the end of November or the beginning of December if you wanted to (weather wise I mean). Even Nov / Dec might be optimistic though :-(
  24. 29'er . . . . just sayin'
  25. Bare in mind that there's going to be a delay between ending the Lockdown in various countries and then opening of the Borders. This will be dependent on each country being at the same point as it's neighbours. Come Tour time, unless Frances neighbours are all up to the same point that France is, then they will not be allowed to enter France to watch the tour. Equally, if France is the country that is behind then the neighbours won't let their citizens pop over to France. Everyone needs to be on the same page.....
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