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When last did a white guy hi-jack some-one on a bike? But anyway... And may God have mercy on that white guy that buys these bikes if I ever get my hands on him. Actually, it's no good arguing with you, I'm too upset and very, very angry...

So it finally hit home! Two black ****s just hi-jacked my brother-in-law. Jumped in front of him when he was doing about 30kph. He hit the one savage full on and when he landed the other one had the knife to his throat. Took phone and keys and WHITE KTM LYCAN When he looked back they had his and another bike and they were going towards Tembisa. Obviously these ****ers had already hi-jackd some-one else. He got a good look at the one ****ing savage. I don't know where it happened, but he saw about another 10-15 riders in the same area, so it is not a quite road. He was lucky to escape with his life, but the dmage has been done...

Come and try your luck with the students in Potch! Yikes

Amen to that, Chaser!

Funny, when I said the word Nigerian, my post was deleted...?

En dis nie die eerste keer dat dit by daardie spesifieke plek gebeur nie! Stel 'n lokval, vang die f.kkers en breek alles in hulle liggame, van bo tot onder en laat hulle daar lê en vrek as 'n waarskuwing vir die res van die mak moere...

He got 9 months or R15000 fine, but because he apologised, he gets to keep his job...

That's very weird as the 720 and my 725 shows both distance and odo. Top right button should cycle through all the options and show distance, trip and odo. Clear by holding top left for 6 seconds.

What, does squirt work for the butt too?

You don't really need a d/s for this race as there are no technical sections. Also, from all the write-ups, it would appear that a well sorted 29" h/t has the same ride as a 26" d/s. We'll see...

I'm being lent a KTM 29er hardtail with Race Kings front and rear. Very curious to see how it goes...

Oh, OK! Last time I was on that road it looked like a sand road that was compacted. I stand corrected!

Just FYI Pieterman - the salt road is between Swakop and Henties - NOT Swakop and Walvis. That salt road is normally in better condition and smoother than our tar roads. The road between Henties and Swakop is dead pan flat.

Yes Slowbee, I'm going again! I need to go and find my pride back after last year's asswhooping! I think I left it somewhere around the 3rd checkpoint!

Geesh musashi - you must be a bit of a racer to go for 17 hours? The roads last year were reasonably good, so tyres won't make that much of a difference - just don't go horsing around on racing slicks!

I'm going to try White Lightning Epic Ride for this one.

It's easy when you are a man, but it is common knowledge that these guys target the white females who travel alone because they are too **** scared to take on a man unless they hunt in a pack...

Deep sections! If it's 404's you have no worries...

hahaha, shock horror my BMI is 25.2!!! My better half reckons I should stop riding because next time I lift my arms, I might just fall through my own a.shole!

Good for you! Don't worry about the scale - go for the measurements and dress sizes. I'm up to 80kg from 76 since I started MTBing, but all my clothes fit the same, if not a bit more loosely - go figure... Long rides on weekends will burn fat, provided you keep within your "fat burning zone".

Does the cycling add weight or centimeters? Be carefull with that - I'd rather be 80kg and toned than 80kg and look like a blimp. Don't go on weight alone - get out the measuring tape. How tall are you? BMI also looks at your height IIRC, so you might just be short? To answer your question: I would porbably think:"Mmph, she could lose a few kg's". Sorry...

When you sit, does your stomach need it's own chair? When you walk, do your arms stick out like a penguin's wings because the fat pushes them up? If not, then you are not obese and my comment does not apply to you and I apologise if I hurt your feelings. There is a difference between plump and obese and so fat that you can't walk ten paces without needing to rest and catch your breath. Seeing as you cycle and excersise, I don't think you fall in the last two categories.

Exactly what I was going to say! And they are getting younger and younger with sport period taken out of the school curriculum. Some young kids can't even see out of their eyes as the fat in their faces push up. How do these fatties pro-create? The man can't find his d.ck(he hasn't seen it in the last 10 years) and if he does eventually find it, he wouldn't know in which "fat fold" to put it... YUK!

Yes please!!! Did you see the output figures for that thing? Something like 498kW

Hey! Wat het jy teen ons? Who lit the fuse on your tampon?