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While cycling this morning I noticed a lot of Ghost on our roads.This Grey object that passes in the opposite direction. OH ,I know ,it's a cyclist that wants to become a ghost.Come on guys use your lights. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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Went past a guy early last Friday in the dark with no lights. So I said to him as I went past, "No lights? You got a death wish?"

No response, because he had music blearing through his iPod and didn't hear a thing I said :o :o

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Went past a guy early last Friday in the dark with no lights. So I said to him as I went past, "No lights? You got a death wish?"

No response, because he had music blearing through his iPod and didn't hear a thing I said :o :o

LOL what and p0ephol!

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Phew, I thought it might be another MTB vs Roadie thread.

Most MTB are also roadies at some stage in their life. :rolleyes:

 

This morning as I passed a ghost and asked about lights I was told to F*&^%$ off. So when I past the guy with no lights and no helmet I just kept quiet. :thumbdown:

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Why bother being a police man?

When they get run over by a car/bus/taxi/truck - it wont hurt you, so leave them alone.

Just refer to them as organ donors.

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Got something..... if you pass a guy (or girl) with no lights - just ask if they are organ donors. If they ask why, you can respond: well that's what you are going to become without any lights. HEHE :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Why bother being a police man?

When they get run over by a car/bus/taxi/truck - it wont hurt you, so leave them alone.

Just refer to them as organ donors.

 

+100 As long as you are visible. When they swerve to go around you and drill the oke without lights, it is natures way of culling the herd. Like kids in cars without seat belts. Let them be. It's not your child that is going to be doubling as an airbag at the next accident.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Spotted two more Ghosts this morning. Black bikes, black helmet with black baggies and a red and black shirt. I dunno sometimes. Some mother's children!

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Proof of darwins theory.

 

Survival of the fittest.

 

The morons without lights are removing their useless genes from the communal gene pool and thereby helping us as a species.

 

Its evolution in action.

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Why bother being a police man?

When they get run over by a car/bus/taxi/truck - it wont hurt you, so leave them alone.

Just refer to them as organ donors.

 

I don't mind if a bus runs them over - it's ME i am worried about, as sharp as I might be. What if I flatten one?

 

Then I have to feel bad, apologise to the wife, look into his orphaned children's eyes, go to court, plead to manslaughter, all because some prick was too tight, or too stupid to put a few lights on his bike.

 

Why can't he just go straight to Netcare and hand his organs over without fighting with my bullbar??

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Why can't he just go straight to Netcare and hand his organs over without fighting with my bullbar??

 

That requires thinking :blink:

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