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Guest Frail4Life
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Reward Being OFFERRED.

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Guest Frail4Life
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You find my "WIG", "Rands" are All yours.

Edited by F_R_A_I_L
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Ok - I just stepped into fruitloop land! WTF! Bizarre. I must say, the idea of a merkin for cycling appeals. If you ass gets too sore, you simply shift your merkin around to the tender area for extra padding. Problem solved. Since this topic is so bizarre (and I found this joke whilst googling Merkin to find out what it was, why do scotmen wear kilts?

 

 

 

Because sheep can hear zippers!

Guest Frail4Life
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Please Friends, Help.

Me minus my "WIG".

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Unlike Intern, I can't anymore.

 

Hey, F_ R_A_I_L,

 

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Edited by TNT1
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F_ _A_I_L

 

That Picktcha is NOT helping.

 

Could you maybe do something like - THE ATTACHED _ in order for us to better understand What It Is you are looking for.

 

Still trying, now that $ could Be Mine.

 

($ not Zim $ ??, I hope)

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When FRAIL says he's been riding continuously to find his "WIG", it's probably true. By my calculation then:

Argus D-Day + 5 = 144 hours X approx 25km/h = 3 600km. In other words, a normal week for FRAIL.

 

FRAIL, if you left your "WIG" at a water point, it's all covered in Coke and Powerade and other peoples' sweat. You don't want it back, trust me.

 

(And my last gripe/comment for today/this minute: when are the Argus guys going to print the stickers with low-tack glue, so I don't have to bugger about scraping and benzining them off my precious bicycle?)

 

spray the sticker with doom and leave for 2 minutes

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I hope that you view this calamity from the bright side.

Herein lies opportunity to get a new piece of headwear, and at this time I would like to offer some pointers

We clearly don't have to reinvent the wheel in this instance either.

The correct choice may secure plenty of free cycling "hand-me-outs", race entries and even a free lift to the events.

The best part is that you just have to wear something similar to the wig shown below and all these things will come your way. You wont even have to ask for it to happen.

 

 

 

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Guest Frail4Life
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spray the sticker with doom and leave for 2 minutes

NO! You can not SPRAY DOOM on my "WIG".

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