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STUPID QUESTIONS &; PERFECT REPLIES

 

 

1. "May I hold your hand?"

"No, thanks, It isn't heavy

2. "When will you straighten out the house, dear?"

"Why? Is it tilted?

3. "Now that you're married, you should have some security at home"

"But why? My wife isn't dangerous.

4. "I want some rat poison."

"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?

5. "Does water always come through the roof in this place?"

"No, sir, only when it rains.

6. "Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"

"No, you'll have to walk

7. "I have changed my mind."

"Thank heavens! Does it work better now?

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