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Those a few years old by now. They did the rounds way back.

 

Possibly. First time they came past my Facebook today. Also on a local radio stations FB page.

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Those a few years old by now. They did the rounds way back.

 

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Can't wiat for the Hub Nannies to point out how politically incorrect it was to post them though....

 

A friend of mine took a pic of his Captain sleeping and posted it on facebook.He was charged departmentally and nothing happened to her.

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A friend of mine took a pic of his Captain sleeping and posted it on facebook.He was charged departmentally and nothing happened to her.

 

Gotta love how the system works...

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Can't wiat for the Hub Nannies to point out how politically incorrect it was to post them though....

 

why? am i missing something?

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STUPID QUESTIONS &; PERFECT REPLIES

 

 

1. "May I hold your hand?"

"No, thanks, It isn't heavy

2. "When will you straighten out the house, dear?"

"Why? Is it tilted?

3. "Now that you're married, you should have some security at home"

"But why? My wife isn't dangerous.

4. "I want some rat poison."

"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?

5. "Does water always come through the roof in this place?"

"No, sir, only when it rains.

6. "Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"

"No, you'll have to walk

7. "I have changed my mind."

"Thank heavens! Does it work better now?

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My wife was at the Barcelona Supercomputing Center last month for a conference.

 

Don't tell me things just to make me jealous.

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