I have an idea for a new thread...

[Wyatt Earp]

POS

Looks identical to the piece of junk currently on our roads.

[TNT1]

Looks identical to the piece of junk currently on our roads.

 

Exactly.

 

And I'm not allowed to comment on tdf threads so I am limited.

[Guest agteros]

Exactly.

 

And I'm not allowed to comment on tdf threads so I am limited.

 

Where does this limit come from?

[TNT1]

A teacher at my daughter's school drives a mini. A real mini. I will try post a pic.

 

Makes me bleed a little to see these these "minis" and "Beetles" desecrating our planet.

[TNT1]

Where does this limit come from?

 

Ask one of your mooooooderators.

 

I gave in.

 

I didn't give up, mind you.

[Guest agteros]

Ask one of your mooooooderators.

 

I gave in.

 

I didn't give up, mind you.

 

Who did 'my' moohdereightor¹ do? What compelled 'my' moohdereightor to take action? (linky?)

 

 

 

 

Footnotes

¹ Was it a mooooooderator, or a moody-rater?

[amasendeinja]

Yes or No ?

 

New Beetle

 

Ghey the first time they attempted a retro iteration of Adolf's little "kaefer" and sure **** ghey this time too!

[Caerus]

Gurning Highdivers,

 

 

 

[Caerus]

Lamborghini = Fail

 

Norwegian rap star Tshawe Baqwa was test-driving the £140,000 Gallardo supercar when he decided to stop at a fast food drive-thru for a bite to eat. Between ordering his meal and picking it up, the 200mph car overheated and burst into flames

 

 

['Dale]

The Hunter!

 

Frank was very excited about his new rifle and decided to try it out bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Soon after that there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, 'That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.'

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.

Right after that , there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, 'That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have 'rough sex.'

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around only to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, 'Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?'

 

 

 

[The Drongo]

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

 

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

 

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

 

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

 

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

 

'Down the other side of the swamp near the ANC parking lot by the Union Buildings.'

 

'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'

 

'Well, I crawl up under their Merc's and BMW cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, and shake the sh*t out of them then eat 'em!'

 

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh*t out of an ANC politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."

 

RIGHT !

 

For the first three you get three FAT slaps to the side of your head.

 

For THIS one I will give you a bandaid.

[Slowbee]

Ask one of your mooooooderators.

 

I gave in.

 

I didn't give up, mind you.

 

, i said you can add some colour ..... and it was only cause I was trying to be nice and comment live

 

which by the way i won try again. Flip its hard work multi-tasking and trying to make sure you internet connection working correctly

[Squashed]

This girly floats my boat.

 

http://www.haironthebrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Norah-Jones-short-haircut.jpg

 

http://svluna.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/norahjones2_wide.jpg

 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rH7UnCDuqTY/RtTKzHQnzCI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/W0zA90xy9hI/s400/norah.jpg

 

Aargh. Resistance is futile.

 

Who is she?

[Wyatt Earp]

Aargh. Resistance is futile.

 

Who is she?

Bra

It's Norah Jones

[Squashed]

Bra

It's Norah Jones

 

AAH of course . I listen, never look! Thanks

[Breezer]

The Hunter!

 

Frank was very excited about his new rifle and decided to try it out bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Soon after that there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, 'That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.'

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.

Right after that , there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, 'That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have 'rough sex.'

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around only to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, 'Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?'

 

 

 

Frank did look a bit uncomfortable in the TT today