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Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

 

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

 

She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

 

I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?”

 

 

 

NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!

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Is this Helmut Enduro Specific?

 

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