small h Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 Mind having a word with my wife then she is mos down in CT lateley.......?
TNT1 Posted September 9, 2011 Author Posted September 9, 2011 Pretoria - Increases in drug-related crimes, possession of illegal firearms and driving under the influence of alcohol and drugs are actually good news, an expert said on Thursday.
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TNT1 Posted September 9, 2011 Author Posted September 9, 2011 so, we made it.... 4000 posts as well 4,001 Replies175,235 Views
Tiny K Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were in there for only about five minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said,'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. My wife then called him an anal moron. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes and the more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We had come into town by bus and the car had a "Julius Malema supporter" sticker on it. Now that we are retired we try to have a little fun each day : it's important at our age.
Stretch Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 (edited) and we NOT having a debate about page counts again Edited September 9, 2011 by Stretch
Tiny K Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 So I ask my wife this morning, on the way to work, 'how many tubes do you think I should carry? One or two?' (seeing as the first race of the spring season is this weekend). She replies, 'well how many can you carry?'I reply, 'well I can take two but it weighs more'.She asks, 'well how much does one tube weigh'I reply, ' well about 45 grams I think'She the replies, ' Oh my ****, just eat less then!' and that was the end of that topic......
Tumbleweed Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 and we NOT having a debate about page counts again 205 now
Wyatt Earp Posted September 9, 2011 Posted September 9, 2011 205 now You have an issue there boet, on safari, chrome and I/E I am seeing 201.
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