Sammajoor Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago without her knowledge. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than your wife. 6. Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.
Caerus Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 (edited) F#$k a duck. Edited September 13, 2011 by Caerus
small h Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 Pardon me for not understanding.... I'm Afrikaans.... but what might that figure of speech be? Humping a goose like a wild dog?
Caerus Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 Pardon me for not understanding.... I'm Afrikaans.... but what might that figure of speech be? Humping a goose like a wild dog? F%&k a duck.
small h Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 F%&k a duck. hmmmmm never heard of that one
Iain Olivier Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 hmmmmm never heard of that one It is a very well known, but dodgy English phrase, not commonly used in public practice though. What a hectic picture man! You've got to feel for the duck.
Iron Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 Example: F$$k a duck When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment."F&&k a duck, I just missed the bus"
Caerus Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 hmmmmm never heard of that one Doesn't translate to Afrikaans very well, must be just an English thing.
small h Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 Example: F$$k a duck When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment."F&&k a duck, I just missed the bus" now I get it!
Ceres Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 Two old ladies sitting on a park bench a flasher flashes them one has a stroke and the other..... could not reach.
Guest agteros Posted September 13, 2011 Posted September 13, 2011 Big air jump? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuUeWRKdO9s
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