Sammajoor Posted September 13, 2011 Share The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Side of Life 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: it's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago without her knowledge. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good: Your youngest son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you. 4. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids. Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them. 5. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than your wife. 6. Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections. 7. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly: He's your best friend. 8. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted September 13, 2011 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted September 13, 2011 Share F#$k a duck. Edited September 13, 2011 by Caerus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted September 13, 2011 Share Pardon me for not understanding.... I'm Afrikaans.... but what might that figure of speech be? Humping a goose like a wild dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted September 13, 2011 Share Pardon me for not understanding.... I'm Afrikaans.... but what might that figure of speech be? Humping a goose like a wild dog? F%&k a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted September 13, 2011 Share F%&k a duck. hmmmmm never heard of that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted September 13, 2011 Share hmmmmm never heard of that one It is a very well known, but dodgy English phrase, not commonly used in public practice though. What a hectic picture man! You've got to feel for the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Posted September 13, 2011 Share Example: F$$k a duck When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment."F&&k a duck, I just missed the bus" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted September 13, 2011 Share Another man/women explanation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted September 13, 2011 Share hmmmmm never heard of that one Doesn't translate to Afrikaans very well, must be just an English thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted September 13, 2011 Share Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted September 13, 2011 Share Example: F$$k a duck When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment."F&&k a duck, I just missed the bus" now I get it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted September 13, 2011 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceres Posted September 13, 2011 Share Two old ladies sitting on a park bench a flasher flashes them one has a stroke and the other..... could not reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest agteros Posted September 13, 2011 Share Big air jump? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuUeWRKdO9s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted September 13, 2011 Share Ink, old school HTML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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