I have an idea for a new thread...

[Tumbleweed]

Hey, you look familiar... Are you related to the FSM?

 

Distant, but, yes, we are related.

[Myra]

I also want someone to pray for me.

[Tumbleweed]

This is a weird coincidence.

 

[intern]

But why do the want to burn me?

 

 

I think I spotted Moses in the background there....

[The Drongo]

This is a weird coincidence.

 

 

You think so??

[Tumbleweed]

I think I spotted Moses in the background there....

 

The Barloworld dude what got kicked out of the Tour?

[intern]

The Barloworld dude what got kicked out of the Tour?

 

 

No, not Holey Moises, Holy Moses.

[Tumbleweed]

No, not Holey Moises, Holy Moses.

 

Aaaaah, the dude what took two tablets but didn't feel better in the morning.

[Chubba]

TNT, you know there was a guy in the bible also trying his best to do harm to Christians, he then became one of the biggest Christians.This is your way of seeking attention and help, so yes, there is still hope for you.

at least someone cares!

[Big H*]

I am not a procnosticator but I see a day of high drama and long knives ahead. Maybe a dose of fire and brimstone as well and a few sacrificial goats being slaughtered, and maybe a threat of ancestral spirits as well.

 

Cool it and do not get this thread locked.

Edited May 13, 2011 by eccentric1

[Vetseun]

bliksem that is moebie

164XXX

 

[Tankman]

[intern]

I am not a procnosticator but I see a day of high drama and long knives ahead. Maybe a dose of fire and brimstone as well and a few sacrificial goats being slaughtered, and maybe a threat of ancestral spirits as well.

 

Cool it and do not get this thread locked.

 

Does a procnosticator predict what's up your butt while also having the ability to verify it manually?

[Tankman]

[Tankman]

[Tumbleweed]

Cool it and do not get this thread locked.

 

Okay, guys, we are starting to receive more complaints about religious-themed jokes. Please desist. This is a fun random thread, but try stay unoffensive.