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A dying man declares he wants to take it with him, and gives his attorney a briefcase with $20 million in cash with instructions to put it in his casket.

On the appointed day and in front of witnesses, the attorney lays the briefcase to rest in the casket.

Afterwards, the attorney's friends ask him, "Did you really put $20 million in the casket?"

"Of course!" replied the attorney. "I wrote him a check for the entire amount."

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