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On board a Zooma African Airways (ZAA) flight from Soweto to Kayelitsha . . .

 

Stewardess: “What would you like to drink, sir?”

 

Passenger: “Do you have dry white wine?”

 

Stewardess: “Sorry, sir, we only have wet white wine. What else would you like to drink?”

 

Passenger: “Can I have a Grand Cru?”

 

Stewardess: “Sorry, sir, but the ground crew they don't fly. What else would you like?”

 

Passenger: “Do you have any Bols [brandy]?”

 

Stewardess: “No, sir, but the captain has. What else can I offer you?”

 

Passenger: “Can I have a Captain Morgan?”

 

Stewardess: “Sorry, sir, the captain is captainTshabalala, but he is flying the plane right now. What else would you like to drink?”

 

Passenger: “Just give me some coffee.”

 

Stewardess: “How would you like it, sir?”

 

Passenger: “In a mug please, please . . .”

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