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Posted

:lol: :lol:

Koos is van geboorte hewig skeel en vra raad vir sy oë by die dokter.

Dokter se voorskrif:

Plaas twee eiers op oë vir vyf minute elke dag. Hou behandeling vol vir

twee maande'.

Koos rapporteer binne 1 dag terug per e-pos aan die dokter se spreekkamer:**

"Hi Dokter,

Ek het my eiers net tot by my naeltjie kon trek, toe kom my oë vanself

reg."

*Dit was moer seer, maar ek sien nou soos 'n uil!

*Vriendelike groete en dankie vir die raad**

*Koos

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Just Fred

 

A Cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so

he asks the biker his name.

 

'Fred,' he replies.

 

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

 

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

 

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a

break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then

presses him for the last name.

 

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The

officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell

me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

 

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred

Dingaling. I know - a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all

the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got

older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,

medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was

Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I

decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through

school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored

doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she

gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA

found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,

MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because

of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

 

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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