small h Posted June 29, 2012 Share :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: don't think either of my 2 will stand still long enough for me to dress them like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Potgieter Posted June 29, 2012 Share o wow! never a dull moment if you have friends teaching overseas........ learn English and get fit at the same time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDcfOkOeTw&feature=related Thats one catchy tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted June 29, 2012 Share Thats one catchy tune. just don't catch the diarrhea with it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted June 29, 2012 Share Every bike shop should have a dog...like Moab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Cogs Posted June 29, 2012 Share Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammajoor Posted June 29, 2012 Share A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. Onerainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heardher husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab yourclothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jumpout the window. It's raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He'sgot a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out thewindow! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quicklydiscovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in asbest he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had beenwatching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in thenude?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh,yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right atthe end of the run and get in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you alwayswear a condom when you run?' 'Nope..just when it's raining.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted June 29, 2012 Share Every bike shop should have a dog...like Moab. Cool name for a hound. Mine's middle name is Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted June 29, 2012 Share Cool name for a hound. Mine's middle name is Utah. The owner named him after the Moab in Utah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted June 29, 2012 Share The owner named him after the Moab in Utah. Thought so. I had a dog called Shimano once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted June 29, 2012 Share Thought so. I had a dog called Shimano once. I've had Whisky,Brandy,Tequila,Bandit and Bonny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranswurm Posted June 29, 2012 Share A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. Onerainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heardher husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab yourclothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jumpout the window. It's raining out there!' 'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He'sgot a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!' So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out thewindow! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quicklydiscovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in asbest he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had beenwatching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in thenude?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh,yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right atthe end of the run and get in my car to go home!' Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you alwayswear a condom when you run?' 'Nope..just when it's raining.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted June 29, 2012 Share Now this is a Cool Trophy. http://www.candiesmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/CWC11_SCOT_Day5_Finals_17April_10.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted June 29, 2012 Share I've had Whisky,Brandy,Tequila,Bandit and Bonny. Had a Whiskey too. Paddy, Bellybush, another Paddy, Penny, Alaska, Juliette, Cuba… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted June 29, 2012 Share I have heard a few Alska and Cuba at the club,next bitch will be Bella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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