I have an idea for a new thread...

[small h]

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

 

don't think either of my 2 will stand still long enough for me to dress them like that!

[Wayne Potgieter]

o wow! never a dull moment if you have friends teaching overseas........

 

learn English and get fit at the same time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDcfOkOeTw&feature=related

 

Thats one catchy tune.

[small h]

Thats one catchy tune.

 

just don't catch the diarrhea with it....

[small h]

[gummibear]

Every bike shop should have a dog...like Moab.

 

[Joe_Cogs]

Fixed!

 

 

[gummibear]

[Sammajoor]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One

rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard

her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your

clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump

out the window. It's raining out there!'

 

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's

got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'

 

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the

window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly

discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,

so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

 

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as

best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been

watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the

nude?' one asked.

 

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side.

 

'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh,

yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at

the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

 

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always

wear a condom when you run?'

 

'Nope..just when it's raining.'

[Tumbleweed]

Every bike shop should have a dog...like Moab.

 

Cool name for a hound. Mine's middle name is Utah.

[gummibear]

Cool name for a hound. Mine's middle name is Utah.

 

The owner named him after the Moab in Utah.

[Tumbleweed]

The owner named him after the Moab in Utah.

 

Thought so.

 

I had a dog called Shimano once.

[gummibear]

Thought so.

 

I had a dog called Shimano once.

 

I've had Whisky,Brandy,Tequila,Bandit and Bonny.

[Kranswurm]

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One

rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard

her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your

clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!' 'I can't jump

out the window. It's raining out there!'

 

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's

got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'

 

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the

window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly

discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon,

so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

 

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as

best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been

watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the

nude?' one asked.

 

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side.

 

'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh,

yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at

the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'

 

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always

wear a condom when you run?'

 

'Nope..just when it's raining.'

[gummibear]

Now this is a Cool Trophy.

 

http://www.candiesmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/CWC11_SCOT_Day5_Finals_17April_10.jpg

[Tumbleweed]

I've had Whisky,Brandy,Tequila,Bandit and Bonny.

 

Had a Whiskey too. Paddy, Bellybush, another Paddy, Penny, Alaska, Juliette, Cuba…

[gummibear]

I have heard a few Alska and Cuba at the club,next bitch will be Bella.