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Aaah lycra booties for road races, jummy!! :drool:

 

I've got a spare pair of SIDI shoe covers with a zip at the back, sealed in the packet. +they're white

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This is game is not fun unless you are riding a shitty old steel bike and have your helmet on the wrong way round. Duct tape a banana to the toptube before you head out, roll up to your bunch of choice, make sure there are at least a couple of pinarellos in amongst the bianchis etc. Suck wheel at the back for 15 minutes, then roll through for a pull and up the pace steadily until there is no-one left. No need for pleasantries, introductions or other courtly gestures. Also fun when done on a mountain bike.

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This is game is not fun unless you are riding a shitty old steel bike and have your helmet on the wrong way round. Duct tape a banana to the toptube before you head out, roll up to your bunch of choice, make sure there are at least a couple of pinarellos in amongst the bianchis etc. Suck wheel at the back for 15 minutes, then roll through for a pull and up the pace steadily until there is no-one left. No need for pleasantries, introductions or other courtly gestures. Also fun when done on a mountain bike.

 

On a old steel roadie bike as described, but wearing a pair of ripped jean pants laugh.gif

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35. All podium shots (“pictures”) shall be taken while wearing one’s team kit and appropriately matching casual euro shoes (such as Pumas). Socks shall remain within the guidelines above. One is expected to display an appropriate degree of bulge while receiving kisses/trophies. The bulge may vary according to the outlandishness/impracticality of the victory prize (e.g. livestock and/or enormous cheese wheels).

 

Any admiration of other riders "bull knuckles" should be kept a closely guarded secret as it might lead to unpleasant advances within the peleton. Most unpleasant of these advances would be the advancement of the admired rider's fist.

A fist in the neck is never a fun experience. A fist in the neck is sore. And the rejection of the admiration is embarrassing and might lead to a personality meltdown causing a slow and evil realization that wearing lycra is not a reason to be checking out other men's bulges. The bulge is for the ladies as you stand next to your machine at the start/finish area. And the bulge should never, ever, include any wood!

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35.

 

Noob.

 

Rule 34

 

Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

 

Rule 35

 

An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.

As in:

Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.

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Porn is just another name for instructional video. And the actors are called "Stars". Which means they are obviously talented. I know a guy who watched one of these instructional videos and he said that he saw things that no man should see again. So on the second round he kept his eyes closed and just let the sounds, um, ease him through the experience ;) .

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Noob? WTF is a Noob?

 

Noob is the N00B friendly spelling of n00b

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Aha... like the wrong way to spell NOOB (PC uncorrect according to my Bra Julias who claims that

OMO is rasict because it makes whites whiter, coulereds brighter, but ... Ok what does it do for the .. um... OTHERS on the color spectrum>????

 

 

I wanna be a NOOBY CHIPY :lol: :lol:

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. Ok what does it do for the .. um... OTHERS on the color spectrum>????

 

 

 

 

I saw in the Shoprite yesterday, that Skip make a version for darks.

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