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When I used to ride races with enough riders to have the occasional bottleneck, I used them to practice my trail stand.

 

You guys should try it. Standing stationary take all the tension out of the traffic jam and focuses it squarely on your ability to not make fool of yourself by landing on yer arse. Guys would often just wave me through even though I wasn't really in much of a hurry.

 

What the hell is a trail stand...its a TRACK stand....!!!

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is a single speed like a big BMX? (just asking in case I come across these awesomenesses....)

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is a single speed like a big BMX? (just asking in case I come across these awesomenesses....)

 

Complete with moulded plastic wheels. That's Epic!

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What the hell is a trail stand...its a TRACK stand....!!!

I thought it's the spaza shop on the other side of breedts :huh:

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Complete with moulded plastic wheels. That's Epic!

 

Hey I remember the moulded wheelsets that were available for MTBs, now that would be porn!

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What the hell is a trail stand...its a TRACK stand....!!!

 

Either way, how do you fit a guy and a bike into a bottle's neck so they can try it? It's like those ships in bottles. How do they do it?

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What the hell is a trail stand...its a TRACK stand....!!!

 

A trail stand is what you do when you don't have a mini pump in your wheelset. A "TRACK, TRACK, TRACK-stand" is what you do when you go past rouxtjie who is camping on the line trying to create a bottleneck....

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Either way, how do you fit a guy and a bike into a bottle's neck so they can try it? It's like those ships in bottles. How do they do it?

 

I have seen a few bottle necks in my time and never worked it out..

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Either way, how do you fit a guy and a bike into a bottle's neck so they can try it? It's like those ships in bottles. How do they do it?

they pump it in there...jeeeeez what an idiot :huh:

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A trail stand is what you do when you don't have a mini pump in your wheelset. A "TRACK, TRACK, TRACK-stand" is what you do when you go past rouxtjie who is camping on the line trying to create a bottleneck....

 

Ja he is a vertoeffer with a pomp of note

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they pump it in there...jeeeeez what an idiot :huh:

 

I think they have an even BIGGER bottleneck there to get the ship into it!! :eek:

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I think they have an even BIGGER bottleneck there to get the ship into it!! :eek:

 

A Bottleneck of Epic proportions?

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What the hell is a trail stand...its a TRACK stand....!!!

On the road or track I call it a track stand.

 

On the trail... well, it is best not to have any terminology that could in any way be confused with shouting "TREK... TREK".

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