I Will Help You Post The Perfect Classifieds Add

[Hairy]

http://www.thehubsa....m&item_id=38007

 

I will help you post the perfect Classifieds Add:

• Help selecting the perfect pic of the items you are selling
  
• Assistance with grammar and spelling to keep the grammar Nazis at bay
  
• Selecting the ultimate fonts for the add
  
• Making sure that your add has all the relevant content required to "sell, sell, sell" at the best price
  
• Finding relevant product reviews of your products and posting links to them for prospective in order to assist prospective buyers
  
• This and so much more!
  

Services will be charged at 15% of sale price, a real bargain considering my ultimate and infinite knowledge of selling and buying bikes and parts.

 

No guarantees that your add will be a fast selling item.

 

PM me now and get the ULTIMATE classified add!

 

 

Kind Regards

Hairy

[Escapee..]

Can I pay more than the 15% if the service is REALLY good?

[Smolly]

I have some old merida grips that are really taking up space. I'm willing to give them away for free, mahalla, verniet!

What do you suggest? How do I pay you?

[Cippo]

Ek wietie of jy seeriaaas is nie.

Kwaai gedagte, original.

Edited September 14, 2012 by MCipollini

[Hairy]

Can I pay more than the 15% if the service is REALLY good?

 

anything over 15% goes to charity

[Hairy]

I have some old merida grips that are really taking up space. I'm willing to give them away for free, mahalla, verniet!

What do you suggest? How do I pay you?

 

A high 5 and bring your MTB with for a ride when / if you ever are in CT!

[Hairy]

Ek wietie of jy seeriaaas is nie.

Kwaai gedagte, original.

 

A very un-seeriaas advert

[Smolly]

 

 

A high 5 and bring your MTB with for a ride when / if you ever are in CT!

I'm there for 3 weeks over vaalie season (with my bike).

[Cav']

Malkoppie

[Hairy]

I'm there for 3 weeks over vaalie season (with my bike).

 

Awesome ..... send pics of the grips and make sure you get the lighting right!

[dracs]

Any testimonials or famous (or at least top 3 in their category) advertisers that have used your services?

[Azonic]

http://www.thehubsa....m&item_id=38007

 

I will help you post the perfect Classifieds Add:

• Help selecting the perfect pic of the items you are selling
  
• Assistance with grammar and spelling to keep the grammar Nazis at bay
  
• Selecting the ultimate fonts for the add
  
• Making sure that your add has all the relevant content required to "sell, sell, sell" at the best price
  
• Finding relevant product reviews of your products and posting links to them for prospective in order to assist prospective buyers
  
• This and so much more!
  

Services will be charged at 15% of sale price, a real bargain considering my ultimate and infinite knowledge of selling and buying bikes and parts.

 

No guarantees that your add will be a fast selling item.

 

PM me now and get the ULTIMATE classified add!

 

 

Kind Regards

Hairy

 

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i56/5/4/22/frabz-DAFUQ-e04e7c.jpg

[Hairy]

Any testimonials or famous (or at least top 3 in their category) advertisers that have used your services?

 

Well I did do a Kona clearance sale before .....

Smolster has a set of old used grips for sale .....

 

The list is growing, don't be left behind like a 26'er rider dicing with a 29'er on the flats and being dropped by a 650B on the single track and then not being able to do back flips like the boys on 20" BMX's.

 

I wonder if that guy offering to assist you in buying the perfect bike could use my services to sell his clients old goods in order to buy the bike he recommends!

[Red Zone]

hmm, that would be ad not add?

 

Finding relevant product reviews of your products and posting links to them for prospective [bUYERS] in order to assist prospective buyers

 

good luck further with keeping the grammar nazis at bay

[Hairy]

hmm, that would be ad not add?

 

Finding relevant product reviews of your products and posting links to them for prospective [bUYERS] in order to assist prospective buyers

 

good luck further with keeping the grammar nazis at bay

 

I should have made a few more obvious grammar / spelling errors, but then it would just have been obvious.

[Hairy]

Services will be charged at 15% due to overwhelming requests to sell goods ranging from old grips to Russian brides I am upping the fee to 25% of sale price, a real bargain considering my ultimate and infinite knowledge of selling and buying bikes and parts.