Octavian Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 A bit off topic, but I heard a story recently where a woman was killed by a tazer. It was given to her as a present and she mistook it for a vibrator. Not sure if its true, but I was told it was true. Any way - OUCH! Must be the oriental version, unless she's a big girl...
ChUkKy Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 Couldn't help but laugh I almost shed some tears, I was lying in the bath on my stomach like a toddler rubbing up and down to try soothe the burn. I even grabbed a handfull of hair conditioner to try soothe it.... NOTHING helped
flyluis Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 do any of you guys have the pepper spray mounted on your bikes? if so. how did you do it?
ChUkKy Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 Must be the oriental version, unless she's a big girl... New use for a skok stok perhaps
Raab Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 I almost shed some tears, I was lying in the bath on my stomach like a toddler rubbing up and down to try soothe the burn. I even grabbed a handfull of hair conditioner to try soothe it.... NOTHING helped Hahahhahahaahhaa, you should have slapped some Freeze on!
Raab Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 do any of you guys have the pepper spray mounted on your bikes? if so. how did you do it? Also keen to do this
Mr SingleTrack Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 Yup, had opportunity to "test" it on an agressive Taxi driver who cut me off three times in about a 1km stretch (cutting me off when he stopped to pick up / drop off his fare). He was still stationary by the time I lost him out of sight, not to be seen again. Also had a noisy neighbour that insisted on grinding metal and playing loud music in his garage till late at night. After speaking to him a few times, one night he was at it again, and I just aimed the stream of pepperspray at the front of his Garage and gave it a short burst. After a few seconds he starting swearing and coughing like mad and stormed out of the Garage. I had peace and quiet for the rest of the night.Did not spray him directly, he only got what was drafted into the garage. So yeah, Pepperspray works.i am glad i don't stay next to you
RodTi Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 In my student days, played barman for a while at a new pub that opened up in town. Owners were ok - but they brought along a supreme tjop for a manager. Real gung-ho character, always relaying these stories about glory-days gone past, of his being called in to "clean-up" the various establishments he would be asked to start managing... Had the weekend off, and on the Tuesday, came in to find much merriment and mirth doing the rounds, about how the Tonsil "sorted out" his 1st client on the Saturday night... Story goes he had the dude outside, pushed him up against the wall, things got ugly, and then he pulled out his "Man-Down" pepper spray [you know, the 'special kind' that he organised through his connections in the Special Forces], and proceeded to spray the target in the face. The unwilling back-up to the whole event, my mate who was on duty, says he could see everything perfectly on account of all of this happening under one of the outside lights... On spraying him - a perfect stream of pepper spray hit the customer on the forehead, and then rebounded perfectly in another stream, straight into the eye of the Tonsil... He went down screaming like a girl. The other dude wanted to get a few in, but the screams were so pathetic and childish, that he just started laughing, along with the then no-insignificant crowd that had gathered... The Tonsil shipped out that week, never to be seen again. tunariaan and Wannabe 2
Mr SingleTrack Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 this thread would be awesome with pics! just note of SeanN's soldier please
MTBer wannabee Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 for home I have pepper balls for my painball gun. They are also quite effective for long range use only.
FLYIT Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 ask solo65 he sprayed himself by accident last sat,apparently its not that much fun.
Wannabe Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 i am glad i don't stay next to you Nah, I'm actually a good guy, just don't mess with me. The neighbour was in an adjoining complex used by a Platinum Mine for their personnell, with only a 5 foot wall seperating our houses. The oke was a bit of a tappit (or as they say of Miners, "a Torchkop" ) He moved shortly after that. Jan Wyn 1
Mr SingleTrack Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 Nah, I'm actually a good guy, just don't mess with me. The neighbour was in an adjoining complex used by a Platinum Mine for their personnell, with only a 5 foot wall seperating our houses. The oke was a bit of a tappit (or as they say of Miners, "a Torchkop" ) He moved shortly after that.haha!luckaly I am not a "noisy neighbour" so I would have been save However, I've had a couple of neighbours in the past that begged for pepper spray in the face! Wannabe 1
BrianMTB Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 do any of you guys have the pepper spray mounted on your bikes? if so. how did you do it?Also keen to do this Convenient to position it like this but if for whatever reason you get separated from your bike you're screwed. Rather velcro it to the shoulder strap of your Camelbak. If you're a roadie and you won't wear a Camelbak, you're hopefully fast enough not to need the stuff...
Cassie Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 A bit off topic, but I heard a story recently where a woman was killed by a tazer. It was given to her as a present and she mistook it for a vibrator. Not sure if its true, but I was told it was true. Any way - OUCH! That is natural selection via Darwin's theory...she wasn't fit to breed.... Mr Winter 1
johannrissik Posted January 14, 2013 Posted January 14, 2013 That is natural selection via Darwin's theory...she wasn't fit to breed.... Down, boy, down ! Cassie that was not the question Sounds like the score in this debate is Pepper spray 4, Cyclists1. Maybe just as well it was pepper spray and not 9mm lead.
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